We Test Logic With Zombies And Belly Buttons

One pound on the lottery, two dogs in the room, and a brand-new recording setup that makes us wonder why we ever bought a webcam in the first place. We’re Hannah and Davy, and we’re back with the kind of chaotic, cosy chat that only a father-daughter podcast can get away with, before we launch into a game we’re calling Weird Questions. 

From “which animal would be the rudest if it could talk?” to the surprisingly deep logic of vampires biting zombies, we test how far common sense can stretch. We end up debating Adam and Eve’s belly buttons, whether cereal counts as soup, and why the hot dog sandwich argument refuses to die. Along the way we touch on roller coaster milestones, video podcast problems, and the little details of everyday life that make the bigger questions funnier. 

Things get even stranger when we ask how society might change if humans laid eggs, who Earth should never send to greet aliens, and what would happen if everyone went invisible for an hour. We also dip into AI anxiety with a self-aware internet, and finish with a Free Guy style scenario where everyone else might be an NPC and you’re the only person with free will. 

If you like smart comedy, silly philosophy, and genuine family banter, hit subscribe, share it with a mate, and leave us a review so more people can find Bonus Dad, Bonus Daughter.

Transcript

Welcome And Today’s Setup

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Hello and welcome to Bonus Dad.

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Bonus Daughter, a special father-daughter podcast with me, Hannah.

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And me, Davy, where we discuss our differences, similarities, share a few laughs and stories. Within our ever-changing and complex world.

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Each week we will discuss a topic from our own point of view. And influences throughout the decades.

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Or you could choose one by contacting us.

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Via email, Instagram, Facebook, or TikTok. Links in bio. Hello and welcome to another episode of Bonus Dad, Bonus Daughter. We have a special guest in today who completely distracted me there. Forgot that I had to come in on the five seconds. We're going to do an episode on weird questions.

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We are, we are. Should we just see who our little special guests are? Because I mean Well, they won't be talking because they're not guests guests who are going to be appearing on the podcast unless they start barking, then that's a different matter.

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There are two dogs now today.

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Yeah. So we have Archie, my dog, and we've got Ruby here as well, haven't we?

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Becca's dog. Yeah.

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Ruby is here for a little stay while Becca is down at the lake with your mother.

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She is not very good at taking selfies.

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She's not very good at taking uh instructions, shall we say?

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No, she's fine. She's a good cat.

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Although they've both disappeared, so I'm a little bit worried where they are now.

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It's like the silence of toddlers. It cannot be trusted.

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Yeah, I'm a little bit scared. What are they doing? What are they up to? Yes.

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Any life updates?

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No, not really. I haven't really sort of been doing anything. Have you? Um I won the lottery last night. How much? Why are you why are we here? Why are we not on a plane?

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Well, you know, you know when they like say, Oh, I won't tell you if I win the lottery, but there'll be signs.

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Yes. Is that why you bought me McDonald's?

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But I only bought you a McDonald's, so that's the sign to say I couldn't afford my own McDonald's because I only won a pound. My ticket was two pounds.

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A pound?

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My ticket was two pounds. I didn't even get my investment back. How how does that work? I thought you had like um I matched two numbers on the it's like it's in the national lottery, like normal lottery, but they had ten uh people would be guaranteed a million pounds.

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Yeah.

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Uh so you get a raffle ticket as well. So you get two lines because they call it twice. Yeah. So that's the two pound.

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Right.

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And then yeah, you get um I guess it you I did get my investment back on one of my tickets, I guess. Or one of the rounds. Uh yeah, I got a pound.

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I haven't done the lottery for years.

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It got to be in it to win it.

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Yeah, I haven't done it for years. I think your mum does that postcode lottery thing.

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Yeah, I don't know how that works.

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Yeah, I'm I'm not too sure. I'm not too sure.

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Do you have to pay for that? Presumably.

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Yeah, you I think you pay to end it certain money in the end and yeah, some kind of postcode rack. Yeah. I used to do the lottery when it first came out. And I remember the very first lottery we had, I got the very first number and I thought, I'm gonna win. How wrong I was.

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I think I researched it last night because I was interest interested when it all started. The lottery was not before I was born. So I have only known No, wait. I I knew one year of my life without the lottery being a thing. Yeah, 1997, February 1997. Was it really? Yeah. It was the first ever national lottery in the UK.

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Bloody how?

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For every for anyone that does it, do all countries have a lottery?

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Uh yeah, I know America does.

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Because you often see it on like TV shows and for those that may not have a lottery, we have a national lottery where you basically you pay for a ticket to enter. It's something to do with charities as well, doesn't it? It does something.

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Yeah, the the a certain amount of money goes to the winner, and then the rest of it, I think, goes to charities.

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Charities, yeah. So um so yeah, the winner is is is uh if you if you get all five numbers in a in a how many ever balls it is, like one to I don't know, fifty-two or something. Um balls go in, whatever you get pulled out, you win, basically.

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Balls go in.

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Yeah, and then you win you win if you get like two or more numbers. So two, three, four, two.

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Do you used to only win when you get three numbers or more? It's well three numbers, four numbers, five numbers, then all six.

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Well, I got two numbers and I've got my money back, so Oh, okay, okay.

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So yeah, they've changed that.

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They've changed. But yeah, then there's there's other lotteries as well. There's euro millions as well.

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Oh, yeah, the euro. But the thing is though, are you ever heard of the lottery curse?

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What is the lottery curse?

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Where a lot of people get they get rich from the lottery, but it actually destroys their lives.

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Yeah, I'm hoping that happens to me. I want to destroy my life so bad that I get to go on exciting holidays just for like just you live frivolously for a year. What's wrong with that? Yeah. That's what I say.

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Have you been up to anything else?

Lottery Wins And Roller Coasters

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Uh no.

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No, no.

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Uh have I have I been on the podcast since I got my 100th roller coaster credit?

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No, because I printed it off for you. That's it. I printed it off for you, didn't I?

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Yeah, so I I got my uh 100th roller coaster credit. That means I have been on 100 unique roller coasters, so it's one credit per coaster. Doesn't matter how many times you've ridden that coaster, it's just one credit. And I've been on 100 roller coasters.

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Well done.

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Bam shibala, man.

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Well done.

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Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I know this goes on for a while. Thank you, thank you, thank you. You're far too tired. Do I get an aunt or do you want more? Um yeah, no, so um Yeah, that's fair enough. So um, so yeah, hundredth, hundredth roller coaster credit.

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What was your hundredth? What was it, Hannah? What was it? What was your hundredth roller coaster?

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It was a really bad roller coaster.

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What was it? What was it?

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So officially speaking, okay. It's was a coaster called Mambo Jambo, which is at Flamingo.

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Well, that's a restaurant in Norwich. Oh, it used to be, it's closed down.

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Well, good, because it was rubbish.

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I like Mambo Jambos.

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Oh, I had one uh two really bad meals there. Did you? And I just never went back again.

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Oh, okay.

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They did uh like I feel like Norwich doesn't know how to do Tex Mex.

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Pedro's used to do.

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Pedro's is pretty good. Oh yeah, but that's gone as well.

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Yeah, that's gone.

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Fat Sosa's is the only one that's left.

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There's an amazing place that does burritos near the Castle Mall.

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Is it called Plan Burritos?

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I have no idea what it's called.

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Oh no, I think it's called Dodila.

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Is it? But we went there after one of the film? No, we we Oh it was when you you and Anya did that run that day around Norwich. You you you and your mum. And then me and Anya and your mum went to um Oh, you talk about the Norwich 10K.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You were there? I was watching. I was with Mitchell.

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Mitch what? Mitchell, me and Mitchell were watching. I thought Mitchell was on the on he was at he was alone on on on No, I had to go to work in the morning first off.

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And then I joined about halfway through.

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Oh my gosh, I forgot you were there. Yes. Yes. Sorry. How can you forget I was there? I just remember Mitchell, because the hardest part of that run was going up uh Prince of Wales.

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Yeah.

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Up that bit was a stonker, and he was on the on the top of the corner, and I was like, oh my gosh. And and I I at this point I didn't care about my time. I thought, oh, I've probably shanked it anyway, because I I almost fell over going up that hill. And then I gave him the hug and I was like, I don't care about the time, you're here. And then Tombland was the worst part, actually. All of it was bad. Don't do a 10k.

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Because we were we were moving, but because you were going round, we could go the shortest distance to the next point you were. So I saw you at like lots of different places.

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Yeah, it was nice. It was nice. I uh the I like the cheering on. It was it was good. Yes, we cheered.

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Yes.

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I did that in an hour and 16 minutes.

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That was impressive.

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For someone that's not an able-bodied runner, yes, I agree. I agree. I um I was very happy with that time. I thought I I wanted to get under an hour and t 20. Yeah. And I've done it by four minutes, so I was pretty pretty chuffed with that. Pretty chuffed. Excellent. Did you know that's the average women's run 10k? That's the average time. So on par with average. That's where I like to be.

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Yeah. Well done.

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Thank you. Well done. Went on a bit there. We've um still living off

Better Video And Viral Clips

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that high.

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We've got something a little bit different in the studio today as well. We've got to be a little bit more.

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Something different in the studio.

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I'm hoping. I'm hoping, yeah. The picture quality is going to be better on the video. Because I haven't noticed since you've been doing the opus clips, because I've had to lower the frames for seconds because of the length of the podcast, because otherwise the audio and the video get stretched and then we go out of sync, and it is a bugger to try and sync it all back up again. So I looked for something a little bit better, quality-wise, webcam, and I did a lot of research, and your mum was going to buy one for my birthday for us. And then I thought to myself, I could just use the iPhone. And I've kicked myself because we've been recording with a crappy little webcam for ages, and I've got a bloody iPhone, so I've plugged that in today. And look, it works.

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It works, it does work. And also, we we originally recorded this podcast on an iPhone. I know, and I went and bought a webcam.

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But I've also noticed because when we do the Opus clips as well, the the because of it zooms in, they're fuzzy. They are really fuzzy. Yeah. And talking about Opus clips, um, we obviously had that one video that went viral, didn't we?

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Yes.

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So I've just thought about one life update that we could say, and we could get another viral video because I've been playing Red Dead Redemption 2.

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Oh again.

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It's my third playthrough. And I love that game.

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Nice.

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It's a very good game. It's very, very story driven.

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Loads of people are gonna just bash you for that. Oh, it's a crap game. Is this that? It's not very story driven. I'm pre I'm pre-empting, I'm pre-empting the comments. You got so much. I got so much shit.

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Yeah, because of Elder.

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It's not the hardest game.

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Yeah. That's funny though.

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It was funny. Um, but yeah, you I mean, people just need to realise that you're not a hardcore game. We we talked about this uh um you know in an episode that's coming out soon anyway. Um yeah, we talked about this. Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah. But yeah, I've been playing Regis Redemption 2, and I've been playing him as a high honour this time. So he's going around helping people rather than robbing people.

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Nice. Yeah. You were a rogue before.

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I was a bit of a rogue before. Now I'm doing a nice, nice run through. I'm helping people. I'm giving money to the poor and to the blind.

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Basically, you're Robin Hood.

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Yeah, I am actually a little bit Robin Hood.

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Yeah. Here I am. Yeah. He was so confident in that. Yeah, yeah. I am Robin Hood.

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I'm helping people.

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I'm helping.

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So we the next three episodes are gonna be like little quizzes and games.

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Next three episodes.

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Because I enjoy those episodes.

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Yeah, we're a huge fan of those.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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If anybody has any games you would like us to play. Not that we're running out of ideas or anything. No, no, no. Never. We're not. I've got loads. Loads. Loads of ideas. Loads. But yeah, ping us some ideas over. Um, they'll have to obviously work as an audio and a visual podcast as well. We can't do games that are like we can't play like a board game like Monopoly, because that wouldn't work.

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I think we should still attempt cribbage. Yeah, you said that. I don't know if it'll work. Okay. I reckon I could get the the visual of the board.

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Oh, right, okay. Well we'll give it a go and we if if it plays, then we don't have to release it.

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Yeah.

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But I've written three episodes to record today. And one of them, the first one we're gonna play today, is called Weird Questions.

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And uh was it nice having to make up the episodes again? Because I didn't uh because I did the last three episodes.

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I must admit, I quite enjoyed the fact when you did the last three.

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Does that mean you want me to do more?

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I would love you to do some more. Take some pressure off me.

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Yes. I I come up with some ideas. Like one of the things that we're doing today is an idea of mine.

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It is an idea, and then I then what I text you back about 20 minutes later and said, Yeah, I've written it.

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I'm the idea man.

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You are the idea.

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I'm the idea man.

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You are the ideas.

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I'm just not the doer, man.

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Yeah, yeah. You are the supervisor.

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The supervisor. Yeah, I'm pretty much every manager in corporate.

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Yeah, you are the foreman.

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The foreman.

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You're telling me what to do.

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Should we circle back around to that?

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Yes. Oh god, don't. Oh my god. I bloody hate corporate speak.

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Corporate bingo.

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Corporate oh Jesus Christ. Going forward, let's throw it up the flagpole. Or run it up the flagpole. Run it up the flagpole. Let's take a helicopter view. We need some blue sky thinking on this one, folks. Get in the sea. Any buzzwords just piss me off. Somebody said somebody said it at work to me the other day and they were complaining about something, right? And do you know they probably do listen to this podcast, but so it doesn't matter. Yeah, fuck it. Um they would turn they would turn around.

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Oh, oh that's another pound in the swear jar. That's another pound in the swear jar.

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That was almost almost word for word, word for word.

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That's another pound in the swear jar.

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And this person sat then went, What we need is consistency. And I was like, with what?

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Yeah.

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Well, you know, everything just needs to be consistent. Yeah? Yeah? Give me a specific. Go on. Well, we're just not consistent, are we? With what? Give me a fing specific and then we'll deal with it. Don't just throw buzzwords at me.

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That's another pound in the square jar. I can play at that game.

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Yeah. I hate buzzwords. I absolutely hate them. Going forward is my worst.

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Going forward podcast. Shall we shall we go to the weird questions?

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Yes, so otherwise I'm proper gonna go on a rant. Anyway, so weird questions.

Weird Questions Begin With Animals

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So I'm gonna ask you. I have a throw shingle already. Weird questions. Brought to you by David Wells. Hello, Ruby. We have Ruby. Ruby's here. She and Camel. Oh, she's in the show. Oh, she is in the show. She's in shot. She's in shot.

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There she is. Bless her little home.

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Ruby.

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Ruby, rooby, rooby, rooby. Oh. Don't go back.

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Dea, dear, dear, do, do you do that? And the other one's now here as well.

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Because we can't have We haven't had Archie on podcast before. He's he's here.

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There they are. There they are.

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Oh there's been an altercation. Nope, there's there's kissing going on. No, behave you too. We'll have none of that. Anyway. She's too young for you, Archie. She is, bless her. No, stop that. Anyway, let's start with the podcast, shall we?

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Yeah.

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13 minutes in.

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13 minutes in. Literally nothing. Nothing has been done. Yeah. I'm gonna take a drink.

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So, okay, my first question, Hannah, is if animals could talk, which one would be the rudest?

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Okay, let me have a think about this. What would be the rudest animal? What comes off as really standoffish? Caps can be quite standoffish. Yeah. But there's nothing more standoffish than a goose.

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A go a goose? A goose.

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Yeah, but what would they hiss?

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What are we defining as rude? Are we defining rude as in matron? Or rude as in just sarcastic?

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Oh, you mean like uh yeah, good point. If if you think rude as in just um like as in someone that you just don't want to hang out with, a goose.

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A goose.

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Easy. Yeah. But someone that's like rude as in crude, as in oh, I don't know, monkeys can be a bit monkeys can be a bit um yeah, they're a bit rude.

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Yeah.

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They they they tend to throw shit at people.

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Yeah, they do, yeah.

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So they do, don't they?

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They throw shit in their hand and throw it at people. That should be normalized more, I think. That's what I think we should do when someone does corporate speech.

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We'll circle back round to that. Will we?

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Have some feces.

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Yeah. Yeah, I think uh yeah. I'm gonna go with crude, rude monkeys.

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Yeah.

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Rude as in just disrespectful, goose.

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Goose, okay. I'm just gonna go cat.

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I just think cats are just be a bit more adventurous than that. Come on. There's more animals than cats and dogs.

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No, I think cats, I think cats are the rudest. Yeah, cats are the rudest animals.

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Okay, fair enough.

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Yep. Next question. If a vampire bites a zombie, what happens?

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I don't think they've got any blood in them left, really, would they? They're just an animated corpse.

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Well, exactly. So what would happen?

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But so is a vampire.

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Yeah.

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Is technically an animated corpse, depending on which let's switch it around.

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If a zombie bites a vampire. That makes more sense. What happens?

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Um an infected vampire.

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Yeah, a zombie vampire.

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Now, an infection spreads via blood. Does a vampire still have blood? They drink a lot of blood, but do they have their own blood pumping around their body? Are they actually alive? Does their heart beat? Probably not. Therefore, the infection wouldn't spread.

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Okay, so you're going like with the virus. I am going logic. You're going logic with the virus. Yeah, with the virus. So the doesn't because the vampire I think null and void.

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They just remain as they are.

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They're just necking each other. Yeah. Yeah, and they just one still remains a vampire and the other one still remains a vampire.

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I feel like if a zombie was to get a vampire, at least they'd have a suitable food source.

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Okay.

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Because the only way to kill a vampire is to take it through the heart, right?

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Well, cut off his head, burn it as well.

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Yeah. I guess if a zombie bit its head off, then it would die. But I don't think it would become a zombie, if that's the question you're asking.

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No, okay. Yeah, that is the question I'm asking.

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That was far too logical for me.

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Was it?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, you went science baby.

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I did go science. I went infection.

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Ooh, what about Last of Us Zombies? Because Last of Us Zombies is cordyceps, isn't it?

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So it's like a everyone's infected, right, until they die.

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No, that's walking dead.

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Oh, my bad.

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That's walking dead. Last of Us is Last of Us is where they they get it's like they get infected by the cordyceps mushroom. So the mushroom controls.

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But then I feel like the the vampire is also susceptible to No, because no, I'm gonna go back with my logic. It can't pump that fungus around.

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I think I think well then no it won't go into the bloodstream, will it? The fungus, the fungus will just infect the body, yeah.

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Maybe.

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So I think last of us zombies.

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Last of Us Zombies might there might be a problem for the vampires. Yeah, no, I agree, actually. No, I I'll take it back. I'll take it back. Take it back now, y'all. Five hapses dab. Beam, beep, beep, beam.

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Okay.

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One foot, let's stop.

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We're going Bible.

Vampires Zombies And Bible Logic

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Oh god.

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We're going religion.

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Oh no.

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Right, please turn on around. Pretend that the Bible was real.

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To some people it is.

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To some people. Um we go back to the first man and woman, Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve, yeah. So if Adam and Eve had no parents, do they have belly buttons?

SPEAKER_01 18:11

Uh Adam and Eve were made in God's image. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 18:14

So Does God have a belly button? Does God have a belly button? Or are they just maybe they're just smooth. Just smooth. Just smooth bellies.

SPEAKER_01 18:22

Smeal.

SPEAKER_04 18:23

Smooth bellies.

SPEAKER_01 18:24

Yeah, maybe the first humans did not have belly buttons. How were they created?

SPEAKER_04 18:29

Uh from stuff and he's created pretty much.

SPEAKER_01 18:34

Adam and Eve. I reckon they didn't. You reckon they didn't do the stomach.

SPEAKER_04 18:39

I wonder, I wonder if Adam had a belly button. Because Eve was created from Adam's rib. So did God go in through the belly and make a little and and make and pull the rib out through the hole?

SPEAKER_01 18:57

In my head, I don't know why. I don't know why I thought about this, but in my head, when he takes a rib to to make Eve, in my head that was more of a mystical thing. Oh, no, no. No, I I was thinking in my head, that's a more mystical thing. Like he didn't perform surgery to get the rib out.

SPEAKER_04 19:15

I think he went. I think he just drug to Adam.

SPEAKER_01 19:18

I think he just no, I think he just like Oh, rib gone. Oh, rib made. Like, I don't I don't think there was any any touching involved.

SPEAKER_04 19:26

Okay. No touching.

SPEAKER_01 19:27

With said rib. I reckon they probably didn't have belly buttons. Yeah. No. Did he get Adam? That is a weird question.

SPEAKER_04 19:33

Before he started taking his ribs.

SPEAKER_01 19:35

I think Adam would have consented to having having something. Imagine living the world alone, just you by yourself. That that's a Will Smith movie.

SPEAKER_04 19:41

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 19:42

Isn't it? Legend.

SPEAKER_04 19:44

I am legend. Yeah. Yeah?

SPEAKER_01 19:46

The dog.

SPEAKER_04 19:46

Oh, don't. No. No, don't. Don't, don't.

SPEAKER_01 19:49

Cover your ears. Oh.

SPEAKER_04 19:52

There's that film, isn't there? I I don't think I can watch it. It's called Good Boy.

SPEAKER_01 19:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:56

Have you seen that? I don't think I can watch that. Even though we came out of the film, we came out of the cinema after we saw that trailer, and the first thing I googled was Does the dog die in Good Boy?

SPEAKER_01 20:07

There is a site for it. Yeah. There's a website that tells you if the dog dies.

SPEAKER_04 20:11

It's just the the fact that it the dog is even in peril. I can't watch it.

SPEAKER_01 20:15

Did you watch Project Hail Mary?

SPEAKER_04 20:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:17

I cried over that.

SPEAKER_04 20:18

I've never been so attached to a rock in my life. I liked Rocky. I liked Rocky. Rocky was cute. Yeah. Yeah. I know I got really I was like, no. I know. No, it was really good.

SPEAKER_01 20:31

It was really good. And a good ending.

SPEAKER_04 20:33

It was a brilliant ending. It got slated.

SPEAKER_01 20:35

I I must admit, I did not realise going into that film that it would be slightly comedic.

SPEAKER_04 20:41

It was very funny.

SPEAKER_01 20:42

And I think I think for me, I think a lot of people went into that probably with the same mindset, oh, this is a sci-fi movie.

SPEAKER_05 20:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:48

But it was very almost Guardians-like.

SPEAKER_05 20:51

It was a little bit which I really liked about it.

SPEAKER_01 20:53

And I and I came out of that movie thinking that was a cracking movie because it had like a bit of everything in it.

SPEAKER_04 20:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:58

Yeah. It was good.

SPEAKER_04 20:59

It was a roller coaster of emotions. Yeah, we've watched that last weekend. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:02

Oh, last weekend. Yeah, last weekend. We went to the cinema. Oh cool. Yeah, it's really good. Anyway. Um, no, they don't have belly buttons.

SPEAKER_04 21:09

They don't have belly buttons.

Cereal Soup And Food Paradoxes

SPEAKER_04 21:11

Is cereal technically a soup?

SPEAKER_01 21:13

Uh yeah, I suppose it is. Yeah. It's a cold soup.

SPEAKER_04 21:21

Is it cold, it's a gaspacho soup.

SPEAKER_01 21:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:24

It technically is, isn't it? Technically is a soup. Have you heard this whole theory that food is either one of a it's either a soup, a salad, or a sandwich?

SPEAKER_02 21:36

No.

SPEAKER_01 21:36

So if you think of any food, it will fall into one of those three categories. It's great. Lasagna.

SPEAKER_04 21:42

Lasagna. Well, it's a sandwich because it's a big thing. Sandwich, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:44

It's a spaghetti bolnaise. Yeah. Salad.

SPEAKER_04 21:47

Why is it a salad?

SPEAKER_01 21:48

Because it's like got loads of bits.

SPEAKER_04 21:49

Oh, I see. Well, you're going down not so you're not salad as anything like that.

SPEAKER_01 21:53

Soup.

SPEAKER_04 21:54

Roast dinner.

SPEAKER_01 21:55

Salad. Name them all. Come on. Cake is sandwich.

SPEAKER_04 22:00

Yeah. Suppose you're right. I am. Yeah, and you always are.

unknown 22:04

Thank you. Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 22:06

Uh just weird question.

SPEAKER_01 22:09

Where is question?

SPEAKER_04 22:11

If Pinocchio says my nose is about to grow, what happens? Because if he grows, he's telling the truth and he can't therefore it can't grow. Because it only grows when he lies.

SPEAKER_01 22:26

It's a Pinocchio paradox.

SPEAKER_04 22:28

It's a Pinocchio paradox. We didn't put this one in paradoxes, did we?

SPEAKER_01 22:32

No. Oddly enough.

SPEAKER_04 22:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:34

Uh yeah. I can't no, it's a Pinocchio paradox. Just like when he wears women's underwear. I'm wearing women's underwear. It doesn't grow.

SPEAKER_02 22:45

It doesn't grow. That's a shreck.

SPEAKER_04 22:46

That's a shrewd.

SPEAKER_01 22:47

Um he snooked himself.

SPEAKER_04 22:50

He has, doesn't he?

SPEAKER_01 22:51

It's just gonna be like this. In and out.

SPEAKER_04 22:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:55

It doesn't know what to do.

SPEAKER_04 22:56

So maybe that is what it does. It doesn't know what to do.

SPEAKER_01 22:59

It's just in and out.

SPEAKER_04 23:01

So we've had We've had balls and in and out so far.

SPEAKER_01 23:05

I I don't know why I made eye contact with you when I said that as well.

SPEAKER_04 23:08

In your endos.

SPEAKER_01 23:09

Yeah, I'm I'm gonna let's move on from Pinocchio's In and Out. Oh I love In N Out burger, by the way.

SPEAKER_04 23:15

This is interesting. So what did you just say about food? It's either a soup, a salad. Oh yeah? Is a hot dog a sandwich?

SPEAKER_01 23:24

Yeah. Because I'd class burger as a sandwich.

SPEAKER_04 23:26

Yeah. Hot dog is a sandwich.

SPEAKER_01 23:28

It is a sandwich.

SPEAKER_04 23:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:30

As much as it pains me to say, yes, it is a sandwich.

SPEAKER_04 23:33

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 23:34

I think anything in bread is a sandwich. I mean, yeah, you call it a burger, you call it a hot dog. But technically speaking, if you strip everything away, it's a sandwich.

SPEAKER_04 23:41

It's a sandwich. It's a sandwich. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:42

Okay. Anything between bread is a sandwich. Name me something between bread that isn't a sandwich, and I will give you one pound that I won in the lottery last night. Because that's all I have to my name.

SPEAKER_04 23:54

Answers in the comments, folks. Oh my god. So this one I want you to you can hear the tail dog's tails tapping.

Humans Laying Eggs And Aliens

SPEAKER_04 24:07

If humans, us, laid eggs instead of giving birth, how different would society be?

SPEAKER_01 24:14

Well, now let's think about this. Can I go real hard into the room itself?

SPEAKER_04 24:20

You do you.

SPEAKER_01 24:21

Now, if if we laid eggs, that would in to me mean that the female body would be less bulky. I don't know what the word, that's not a great word. Sorry, anyone that's pregnant, I didn't really mean that word. But I what I'm saying is you wouldn't be as round because when you pop out the egg.

SPEAKER_04 24:39

I was going to say just if that does make an opus clip, just make sure that that done in context. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:45

You could get harassed for that one. Bulky pregnant women. Yeah. They're coming for me. What I'm saying is they won't be as as bulbous. So they squish out the egg and then they would have to incubate it. Now, because of maternity leave and paternity leave in this world being so, so rubbish, I'm not sure anyone would ever be born because they wouldn't give you enough time off work to incubate your egg. But I also think it might be a slightly smoother process for the woman because at least you're not pushing out some shoulders because they do a little bit of growing in the egg, don't they?

SPEAKER_04 25:17

Oh, you must admit, you know, you think eggs are the way that they're shaped, they're they're designed to pop out.

SPEAKER_01 25:23

To pop out. Human, not so much. No. They have shoulders. See that's the shoulders. I'm I'm worried about the shoulders.

SPEAKER_04 25:28

See, that is another, another argument for saying that humans were genetically engineered and put on the earth.

SPEAKER_01 25:34

Yeah. Because it doesn't make sense.

SPEAKER_04 25:36

Yeah, that we don't belong here.

SPEAKER_01 25:37

Yeah. And some people don't come out head first.

SPEAKER_04 25:40

No, they don't.

SPEAKER_01 25:41

Crazy.

SPEAKER_04 25:41

Yeah, go in and turn them out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:43

So sorry, what was the entire question?

SPEAKER_04 25:46

Uh how different would society be?

SPEAKER_01 25:48

I think I think maybe let let's let's think about this. If women aren't the only ones that can incubate an egg, but the only ones to produce the egg, could be left with someone else to incubate. Maybe maybe like, you know, like the rich part of society. We're talking like first class, Elon Musk.

SPEAKER_04 26:06

It would be like alien, where there's like look, don't you? Well, that's what I was thinking.

SPEAKER_01 26:10

Elon Musk would probably have a storage facility for incubating everyone's eggs. You would charge, obviously, you know, and just put little dymo labels on them. It would be yeah, it would be like a celebrity this would be like the celebrity world I'm talking about. Would have all these eggs incubating because you incubating at home is is so is so middle class. Yeah, obviously.

SPEAKER_05 26:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:30

He would he would have this whole room of eggs and you'd pay a certain amount of money if you're egg. And I reckon he would invent something to make them hatch quicker and and etc. And I I think it would be a money grabbing scheme. So actually, no, I don't think the world would be any different. You know?

SPEAKER_04 26:43

Because it would just be slightly humans can't change.

SPEAKER_01 26:45

Yeah, yeah, no, and down, and down, and there we go.

SPEAKER_04 26:51

Uh so similar to what I've just mentioned about aliens, actually. If aliens landed on Earth tomorrow, yo, who would be the worst person that we would send as our representative to your I didn't even have to think about it.

SPEAKER_01 27:10

No, I don't mean to get political, but he would be the literal worst. I he just he would he would probably just shoot them. Like I'm not gonna lie, like that he probably would. I think anyone that's welcome to a land.

SPEAKER_03 27:24

This is great land, it's the greatest thing with the best.

SPEAKER_01 27:26

Yeah. Make the make the globe great again. Make earth great again. Yeah, make earth great again.

SPEAKER_03 27:32

Make earth great again.

SPEAKER_01 27:33

Yeah. I I think he'd be the worst.

SPEAKER_03 27:36

Um I've got a deal with the aliens, it's the best deal, it's a great deal, it's the best deal that anyone's ever seen. A lot of people are talking about it, everyone's talking about it, my great deal.

SPEAKER_01 27:45

You know your friend Joel?

SPEAKER_03 27:47

Yeah, well yeah, which one?

SPEAKER_01 27:49

Uh the one who sends you really good voice notes.

SPEAKER_04 27:51

Oh, Mullen. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:53

I think he would be the best person to meet that alien.

SPEAKER_04 27:56

Oh my god, can you imagine?

SPEAKER_01 27:58

I think he would be the best person. I think he would. Joel. The ambassador of the world.

SPEAKER_04 28:08

It's his facial expressions as well. Because have you seen his Joelie Jams videos where he's reviewing other drummers and just like he would be amazing.

SPEAKER_01 28:17

And he'd give him a set of sticks and be like, Do you want to try? Yeah. He'd just be instant friends. I reckon they'd be so good.

SPEAKER_04 28:24

Joel would be amazing. He would actually be, yeah. He'd be a great ambassador. Yeah, I can't top that. I really can't. Yeah, he's just yeah, when he sends me little random.

SPEAKER_01 28:35

Check out Joel E jams and you'll understand why I've said that.

SPEAKER_04 28:37

Joel might, he's a drummer in Youth Killed It. And he is he is one of the funniest people I know. He is hilarious, but yeah, just sends me little video notes of him.

SPEAKER_01 28:47

I think we should send this as a clip to him.

SPEAKER_04 28:48

Yeah, we should. We should. Yeah. But he's awesome. I love Joel.

Invisibility Hour And Naturist Tales

SPEAKER_04 28:53

If everyone on Earth suddenly became invisible for one hour, what would happen? So no one could see anybody for an hour.

SPEAKER_01 29:02

Uh uh a lot of bumping into people. I think that's what we do. It'd just be like hello. Yeah. Like you'd need echo location at this point. You would when you're like, and if it bounced back to you, you'd be like, oh, huh?

SPEAKER_04 29:17

I suppose if everyone's wearing clothes, you would still see the people's clothes going around. It's just if people were naked. That would be the issue, wouldn't it? That's when you wouldn't be able to see anybody. Because if you could see everyone's clothes, think isn't the film Hollow Man.

SPEAKER_01 29:28

Can you imagine running through Norwich naked? I'd actually love to do that just to say that I'd done it once.

SPEAKER_04 29:32

No.

unknown 29:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:34

Oh what have you and then and then turn visible and you're like, I was I was just gonna tell a story then of something that happened to your mum yesterday.

SPEAKER_01 29:41

Oh yeah, go on.

SPEAKER_04 29:42

Yeah, so your mum was out on the uh on the river and she was doing a doing a lifeguarding thing, and I won't say where it was, but the funny thing is she said they on the river they went through like a naturist's reserve. Oh yeah. Yeah, so apparently there was they didn't realise it was a naturist reserve. So as they're paddling down the river, apparently there was just loads of naked or like a few naked people. She said, but the funniest one was was there was this one guy who I don't think he'd even seen them or whatever, but he was just kind of sitting there reading a book, sort of like legs of Kimbo on the side of the river.

SPEAKER_01 30:18

They're a different breed of humans. Like I was I respect it so much that you have the the the balls literally to to uh honestly hats off to you. I wish I had that much confidence in my body. I really wish I did. That was hilarious. That was the time that me and Amy went for a photography shoot and we'd gone a little bit too far on Holcomb Beach. And there's just well, I think for me, initially, I thought the worst. There was some guy walking toward us with his dong out, coming towards us.

SPEAKER_02 30:49

His dong out.

SPEAKER_01 30:50

Well, he was, and I was just like, are we about to be uh is this is this assault? Like, like what is happening here? Like like and then it wasn't until I caught another couple of people and I was like, ah, ah, right, we should probably hide the camera from from this in this area, it's probably not allowed. Um, but no one approached us and we didn't take any pictures of naked people.

SPEAKER_04 31:09

I've I've I've never done it. I've never well nowhere the natural beaches at Holcombe, so I've purposely never gone there.

SPEAKER_01 31:15

I've also never gone there.

SPEAKER_04 31:16

But I've never, I've never Please don't tell me when you do. Yeah, I've never been to a naked. I don't think that's not that's not really my my jam.

SPEAKER_01 31:23

It's it's not my jam, but I respect it. Yeah, like I so respect it because you have to have some guts to do that. I can't, I just can't imagine the droopy melons like getting them out. I just can't, I just literally can't imagine doing that. I I uh hats off to you. I just incredible, incre incredible uh confidence in yourself.

SPEAKER_04 31:44

So you think there'd just be lots of bumping around, people would just bump into each other. Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 31:47

If they're invisible, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:48

Not necessarily on the I suppose I thought all there'd be car crashes, plane crashes, and all that, but it wouldn't, would it? Because it would just be the people that's invisible. Everything else just. Do you know what I'd also do?

SPEAKER_01 31:57

I'd take a lot of photos because uh like places without people, oh yeah. See it in a different light.

SPEAKER_04 32:02

Thanos was right, you know.

SPEAKER_01 32:03

Thanos was right.

SPEAKER_04 32:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:07

He went the wrong way about it, but I think he had a lot of things. Yeah, you know he Most villains do. Yeah. There is, you know. There is there is logic logic in it.

SPEAKER_04 32:13

Yeah. You either die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain.

SPEAKER_01 32:16

Evil.

SPEAKER_04 32:17

Yes.

Clones AI Internet And Dog Careers

SPEAKER_04 32:18

Uh so if a clone, so if you were cloned, and that clone goes off and commits a crime, who should be punished? What was that, Archie?

SPEAKER_01 32:28

He he doesn't like clones.

SPEAKER_04 32:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:30

I mean, mmm. Who should be punished?

SPEAKER_02 32:33

Who should be punished?

SPEAKER_01 32:34

If if the clone was made uh without your consent, the clone should still be punished. Maybe both should be punished. Because the clone was the one that did the thing, but then you were the one that cloned yourself.

SPEAKER_04 32:44

Yeah, but still your DNA, isn't it? Sure, it's a it's a clone. It is a clone of you.

SPEAKER_01 32:47

Oh yeah, how'd they prove?

SPEAKER_04 32:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 32:49

How'd they prove which one was which?

SPEAKER_04 32:51

Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 32:56

Oh, I thought if I throw in the Blue Peter theme tune, I would um it would come to me. I don't know. I think you'd both have to be punished.

SPEAKER_04 33:04

Yeah, you think?

SPEAKER_01 33:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 33:07

Uh that would be fair. It would be effed up of your clone to do that though. If it was a clone of me, my clone wouldn't do that. My clone wouldn't commit a crime.

SPEAKER_02 33:17

We hadn't thought about that. No.

SPEAKER_01 33:19

Because they're if they're an exact replica of you, my clone wouldn't commit a crime.

SPEAKER_04 33:23

Wouldn't it? Well, not one the the That would hurt someone.

SPEAKER_01 33:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:26

Yeah.

unknown 33:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 33:28

It's not that I haven't done illegal things, but Easy.

SPEAKER_04 33:34

So moving on.

SPEAKER_01 33:34

Well, I'm a very tame. I'm very tame. I'm talking about like speeding.

SPEAKER_04 33:38

Where is Ruby going? What is she doing? What is she doing?

SPEAKER_01 33:42

Uh she's just having a little explore. She's fine.

SPEAKER_04 33:44

She's having a little sniff. So um a little bit of an AI question for you now, Hannah.

SPEAKER_01 33:49

Hello, darling.

SPEAKER_04 33:50

Okay. If the internet became self-aware, what would it think of humanity?

SPEAKER_01 33:56

Um, what would it think of humanity? It'd probably think, what the hell have you done with me? Are you alright there, darling?

SPEAKER_04 34:02

She caught just too much. Well she didn't need you. She was fine. She was fine.

SPEAKER_01 34:07

She just wanted me to get up.

SPEAKER_04 34:08

Yeah, she was fine.

SPEAKER_01 34:10

Sorry, um, if the internet became self-aware.

SPEAKER_04 34:12

What would it think of humanity?

SPEAKER_01 34:13

Well, it'd see you chimpanzee riding on a segue and probably gonna be chimpanzee riding on a segue, chimpanzee riding on a segue, chimpanzee, riding on a segue, chimpansi. He's got a helmet on and he's wearing overalls and don't that lady look surprised? Yeah. What if what if the internet was watching our podcast on YouTube and gone let's just detonate the world? Like see us just like like what is that vibing out to chimpanzee on our segue.

SPEAKER_04 34:43

Oh, I've been watching actually to be fair, I've been watching Resident Alien as well. Oh yeah. With Harry, um with Alan Todook. Alan Tuduk. Yeah, and that is oh that's brilliant. It's such a good, such a good programme.

SPEAKER_01 34:53

I see him in like everything now.

SPEAKER_04 34:54

Yeah, he is.

SPEAKER_01 34:56

I can hear him in everything now that I'm now that I'm aware.

SPEAKER_04 34:58

Yeah, he is aware. Yeah, yeah. He's everywhere.

SPEAKER_01 35:01

Yeah, I I think the internet would kill us.

SPEAKER_04 35:02

You think it'd just kill us? Just just like and I wouldn't blame it. Just like Ultron in Avengers. Yeah. Just like no super ultron. Done. Yeah. Get rid of them all. Get rid of them all.

SPEAKER_01 35:12

Where's vision when we need him?

SPEAKER_04 35:14

Okay. Let's go back to an animal question.

SPEAKER_01 35:17

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:18

If dogs had jobs, what profession would they choose? Let's take Archie, for example. Let's take our Archie. What profession do you think Archie could would choose?

SPEAKER_01 35:30

Deep sea diver retrieval.

unknown 35:33

What?

SPEAKER_01 35:35

He would be Titanic Explorer.

SPEAKER_04 35:38

You think?

SPEAKER_01 35:38

If you threw a weighted tennis ball to the Titanic, he'd swim for that.

SPEAKER_04 35:43

You reckon?

SPEAKER_01 35:44

Yeah. Then he'd report back his findings, including the tennis ball.

SPEAKER_04 35:47

Do you know what I think he'd be? I think he'd be like a rescue worker.

SPEAKER_01 35:52

Oh, that's what I mean. Fetch. Yeah, fetch. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:56

Yeah. That's what I think he'd be.

SPEAKER_01 35:57

I think I think a a dash hound would be like the elites of society. They would be like the mayors.

SPEAKER_02 36:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:06

Because what other use do they have?

SPEAKER_02 36:09

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 36:10

And that's pretty much every other politician, right?

SPEAKER_04 36:12

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 36:15

If you don't know anything or how to do anything, be a politician, right? That's how the world works. So the dash hound would be a politician. I'm really sorry about anyone that owns a dash hound that actually can walk. But I feel like they've been bred to a point where they struggle to be a dog.

SPEAKER_04 36:31

I think Dobermans.

unknown 36:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:33

Right.

SPEAKER_04 36:33

Dobermans would be like security.

SPEAKER_01 36:36

I was going to say Alsatians would be up there for security.

SPEAKER_04 36:38

Yeah, they would they would be like they would be, you know, the guard dog. Guards.

SPEAKER_01 36:42

Chihuahuas would be nail techs. And Pomeranians would be massage therapists. Oh, I'd have a love. If a Pomeranian walked up and down my back, class. I'm there. I'm there.

SPEAKER_04 37:00

What about Spaniels?

SPEAKER_01 37:01

Um Spaniels are good gun dogs, so they would be good. I reckon they'd be the farmers, you know. A bit like the sheepdogs, you know. They they I mean they're already farmers now, I suppose. But yeah, I reckon they'd help out the old sheepdogs and round everything up and what about dashuns? I just said about dashons.

SPEAKER_04 37:16

Oh, did you sorry, not dashons, um Dobermans, uh some ours. Uh other breeds, other breeds. Uh border collies.

SPEAKER_01 37:25

Again, they would be in the in the fields. In the fields. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:29

Great Danes.

SPEAKER_01 37:31

Oh, they'd be the actors. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They'd be they'd be the film stars, Dobermans. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:37

What would you be, Ruby? Oh, a model.

SPEAKER_01 37:44

That was so cute. What would you be, Ruby?

SPEAKER_04 37:49

Yeah. Bless her. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:51

She'd she'd be she'd be like, so if you think about Andrex is a puppy as a Labrador puppy, that'd be a human baby in the the world of animals. Because I'd they'd probably find small Us cute. Yeah. I imagine. Yeah. So she'd be like the coordinator of that. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 38:09

She'd bless her. They're playing look, bless them. Go on, go outside. Go on. Uh so shall we do two more?

SPEAKER_00 38:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 38:18

Let's do two more. Right. Right. Let's have a look through.

Lasagna Maths And NPC Reality

SPEAKER_00 38:23

No, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 38:25

This is an easy one. If you put lasagna on top of another lasagna, do you have two lasagnas or one giant lasagna?

SPEAKER_01 38:32

One giant lasagna.

SPEAKER_04 38:34

One giant lasagna.

SPEAKER_01 38:35

One giant lasagna. It would be like a like a multi-layered cake. Because if you start putting cake on cake, you call it tears.

SPEAKER_02 38:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:45

It's still one cake.

SPEAKER_02 38:47

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 38:47

Made up of potentially smaller cakes, but still, you would call it uh that is a wedding cake.

SPEAKER_04 38:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:53

A three-tiered cake, wedding cake. One cake.

SPEAKER_04 38:56

One giant lasagna.

SPEAKER_01 38:57

One giant lasagna.

SPEAKER_04 38:58

One giant lasagna. Right, let's finish on this one question. Let's finish. So, you know the film Free Guy?

SPEAKER_01 39:07

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 39:07

With Ryan Reynolds. Yes. Yep.

SPEAKER_01 39:09

Very familiar.

SPEAKER_04 39:10

Very similar question to that.

SPEAKER_01 39:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 39:12

So if you wake up one morning and you discover that everybody else in the world is an NPC, what do you do? And by NPC I mean non-player character.

SPEAKER_01 39:22

So I think everyone else is the main character.

SPEAKER_04 39:26

You are the main character. You have main character energy, and you are the only person alive in this reality, but there is still everybody around the world, but nobody else is real. What you're doing? First thing you do.

SPEAKER_01 39:39

If it's free guy style, I would be leveling up.

SPEAKER_04 39:45

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 39:46

And then I would probably just travel. Like I would just travel. I I know that sounds really basic bitch of me, but I really would just I would just want to see the world or the fictitious world.

SPEAKER_04 40:01

Yeah. Yeah. Well you don't you don't know. You don't know if it's a fictitious world or it's a real world.

SPEAKER_01 40:04

Yeah, because he became essentially a sentient NPC.

SPEAKER_04 40:09

Do it slightly with free guy and let's go Pluberus as well.

SPEAKER_01 40:13

Pluribus, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 40:15

She is essentially the only mate, she's the only person who's got free will, hasn't she?

SPEAKER_01 40:19

Yeah, other than other than the selector.

SPEAKER_04 40:21

Yeah, the select few, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:23

I want to do what that other guy did. You know, when he was just like, I'm just gonna have some fun for a little while. Oh when you got the plane and I would just I know that sounds really silly, but I think I would just to be able to live that part of the life. You get out of your system, yeah. Get it out of the system. I'm not saying that's something that I would do indefinitely, and then I would probably hand myself over at some stage, but I'd need to be ready for it. Yeah, you know.

unknown 40:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 40:46

Yeah. That's probably what I'd do. I'd probably have a laugh for a little while. Basically, go and travel the world, do a few bits and golf.

SPEAKER_01 40:51

Do do something really something that you've never done before. Yeah. I think the worst part for me would be like not having someone to do it with. Because essentially, you know This is you are the only one.

SPEAKER_04 41:00

Yes, you are the only one.

SPEAKER_01 41:01

Mitchell would be an NPC, or they'd be what happened to all of the humans or they died.

SPEAKER_04 41:07

No, no, no, you you'll just it's always been that way, but you've just suddenly realised that yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 41:12

A bit like the Truman show sort of thing as well.

SPEAKER_01 41:14

Yeah, I think I'd still bring m NPC Mitchell along. I'd go to every roller coaster park in the world. That's definitely what I'd do.

SPEAKER_02 41:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:22

I'd go on Yeah, I I'd go I'd go to the like um like the Middle Eastern countries where they have a lot of roller coasters, I'd go there. Yeah. Um, because that's probably a place of the world that I may not ever get to travel to. Um well, maybe, maybe not, but yeah. Yeah, I do. I'd I'd just I'd just ride roller coasters. Yeah.

unknown 41:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:41

Cool. And then I'd hand myself over, take me. Or die. If I'm done, I'm done I'm done. It's like it's it's a bit like the good place, you know, when they all become ready to ready to leave, you know. I love that programme. It's great. Spoilers, but you know, when they get when they become ready to leave, I think that's where I'd get to a point where I've seen everything and done everything I wanted to do.

SPEAKER_04 42:01

And that was a brilliant twist in that at the end of the first season.

SPEAKER_01 42:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 42:05

I did not see that coming. Did you?

SPEAKER_01 42:08

Wait, this is the bad place.

SPEAKER_04 42:11

Yeah. I did not see that coming.

SPEAKER_01 42:12

That is a spoiler, but I feel like it's been out a long time. Oh, it's been out years. It's literally been ended. Yeah. It's not like it's just come out.

SPEAKER_04 42:19

Yeah. Oh, I've just fought one final thing. I started watching something today with Benedict Wong in it. It's about a school for assassins. Oh. And it's a little bit done in the same style as the Umbrella Academy. I'm only about half an hour in, but it's it's really good based on a Dark Horse comic.

SPEAKER_05 42:33

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 42:34

So um I can't remember what it's called now, but I'll I'll tell you afterwards. Nice. It's very good. It's only just arrived on Netflix. But there we go.

SPEAKER_01 42:40

Are we good to go?

SPEAKER_04 42:40

We are good to go. That was the last question.

SPEAKER_01 42:42

Super.

Final Thoughts And Outro

SPEAKER_01 42:43

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