Feet Blur, Duck Battles And Other Bad Ideas

A single question can expose far more than you expect, especially when you have to answer it on the spot. We sit down for a blind react game of Would You Rather, and it turns into equal parts comedy, confession, and oddly serious logic about the way we live now.

We bounce from harmless chaos to proper existential territory, picking between singing instead of speaking, knowing how you die versus when you die, and the eternal debate of fighting one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses. Then we get into modern life choices that hit a bit closer to home: losing the internet for a month, being mildly famous for something embarrassing, and whether you’d rather narrate your own life out loud or have someone announce your private thoughts. If you love British podcasts with quick wit and real family chemistry, this one is built for you.

There are tangents, obviously. Time travel becomes a full-on Fleetwood Mac spiral, complete with Rumours-era obsession and relationship lore, and we also detour into The Boys, superhero powers, and what “perfect luck” would actually change. We finish with big preference questions like talking to animals, music versus films and TV, spotting lies, talking dogs versus talking cats, and the travel-power choice of flying versus teleporting.

If you enjoy funny conversation starters, would you rather dilemmas, and a father-daughter podcast that feels like a real chat, hit play, subscribe, and share it with someone who’ll argue back. After you listen, what’s your most controversial “would you rather” pick?

Transcript

Bank Holiday Catch Up

SPEAKER_04 0:00

Hello and welcome to Bonus Dad.

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Bonus Daughter, a special father-daughter podcast with me, Hannah.

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And me, Davy, where we discuss our differences, similarities, share a few laughs and stories. Within our ever-changing and complex world.

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Each week we will discuss a topic from our own point of view and influences throughout the decades. Or you could choose one by contacting us via email, Instagram, Facebook, or TikTok. Links in bio. Hello and welcome to a very special podcast episode by Bonus Dad, Bonus Daughter. We are here to do a game of would you rather?

SPEAKER_04 0:32

Yes, and Blind React. Blind React as always, because I only wrote this last night.

SPEAKER_02 0:36

Because you forgot that we were podcast recording today. Yeah. What time did you text me last night? Oof. Quarter to ten?

SPEAKER_04 0:42

Yeah. Quarter to ten? Well, you you just said Macie's Mackeys? Pick him up. And I was like, uh, are we recording tomorrow?

SPEAKER_02 0:50

Yes, because I messed it up last week because I was poorly the week before, so we uh we're a little bit out of sync, out of sync. But we're back in sync today.

SPEAKER_04 0:58

We are back in sync. But the funny thing is, is that your mum back in sync. Your mum said to me yesterday, because it's a it's it's bank holiday weekend. It is bank holiday weekend. It's May Bank holiday weekend. Yeah. And it is Rustin.

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Rustin.

SPEAKER_04 1:10

It is so hot out here.

SPEAKER_02 1:11

I am in my linens, baby.

SPEAKER_04 1:13

Yeah, I mean, I've got shorts on. Look, legs.

SPEAKER_02 1:19

Can you um can you uh make my feet fuzzy?

SPEAKER_03 1:24

Make your feet.

SPEAKER_02 1:24

I don't want any weirdos. What? I'm I'm really I my feet are for sale and you can't have them unless you pay me a lot of money. What what's happening?

SPEAKER_04 1:36

What what what this is suddenly taking a very dark turn from from from like really hot bank holiday Mondays talking about only feet? What's happening? I just don't want my feet to be here. There's something wrong with you, child.

SPEAKER_02 1:50

No, there's not. It really is. You are not familiar with the world enough. There's grapes out there, and I don't want them to use my feet. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 2:02

I will blur out your feet, as well. Yeah, thank you. Appreciate it. But it's very hot out there.

SPEAKER_02 2:07

It's so hot.

SPEAKER_04 2:08

It's really hot. And your mum's already made us delirious. Yeah. Your mum's already been out on a bike this morning.

SPEAKER_02 2:14

Yes.

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Yeah, and she's now going paddling.

SPEAKER_02 2:16

What a productive lady.

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She is.

SPEAKER_02 2:18

Mitchell is currently on the golf course, actually, so what a productive man. All I've done is pick up smokies. Oh, do you know what's really annoying? I didn't tell you about um I went to the drive-thru and it was empty this t today, and I was like, wow, that's cool. So I went up to the thing, waited. No, no, no, no, no. I waited, no one said anything. A car pulled up to the one on my left. Hey, can I take your order? I was like, I'm sitting right here. And then I was like, and then another car came up. Can I take your order? And I was like, You didn't tell me this window was closed. Is that okay? Yeah. Okay. Um you didn't tell me the window was closed, so I reversed back out and then reversed into the one that they were like, you know, calling it.

SPEAKER_04 2:59

Hadn't they closed it off?

SPEAKER_02 3:00

No. So I was just sitting there like a lemon whilst two cars went through, and I thought, well, bugger this. So I reversed out, which you're not really supposed to do, but what else am I gonna do?

SPEAKER_04 3:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 3:08

I reversed out, reversed in. No, because there's a whole line of cars in front of me with forgetting food.

SPEAKER_04 3:15

Yeah, that's true. Well, you could have joined the queue and got someone else's food.

SPEAKER_02 3:19

Yeah, not paid for it. Yeah, no, I'd already paid for it because I'd done it on the app.

SPEAKER_04 3:23

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 3:23

So yeah, I would have been out of money either way, but anyway, yeah, that really that really annoyed me this morning. I'm not having a good day. You're not, I mean. I'm no, I'm not having a good day. No. Um, so yeah, picked up some Mackeys and that's my productivity done today.

SPEAKER_04 3:34

All I did was get up this morning and set this room up. Set the studio up. And started playing Elden Ring, and then you came around.

SPEAKER_02 3:40

Yes, you were playing Elden Ring when I turned up.

SPEAKER_04 3:42

I was. It was very difficult.

SPEAKER_02 3:44

Yes.

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It is a very difficult game.

SPEAKER_02 3:46

Anyway, would you rather?

SPEAKER_04 3:47

We are gonna play a game.

SPEAKER_02 3:49

We are.

SPEAKER_04 3:49

We're gonna play a little game of would you rather? And you don't know any of these. No, no. Because I only Googled them last night. I just said give me 30 would you rather things on Google. So Was it Google or ChatGPT? It was Google. No, it was Google this time. Well, you say that, it's Google, but it's like Google AI, isn't it? Because it then comes up with all the other ones.

SPEAKER_02 4:07

I don't like Google AI.

SPEAKER_04 4:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:09

It has steered me wrong.

SPEAKER_04 4:11

Which AI do you like?

SPEAKER_02 4:14

I don't really favour any of them. Do you not? I don't like Gemini in Docs.

SPEAKER_04 4:18

No.

SPEAKER_02 4:19

Bit of rubbish. Um Claude's quite good. Claude Claude I was just about to say, Claude is the only one that I would say is remotely okay.

SPEAKER_04 4:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:27

Yeah, the rest not so much. Elon Musk's one is quite funny.

SPEAKER_04 4:31

Which one's that?

SPEAKER_02 4:31

Well you can you can be a bit spicy on that one.

SPEAKER_04 4:34

What's what's that one?

SPEAKER_02 4:36

I can't remember what it's called. Elon Musk, you can get away with a bit more on it. Can you? It's not as oh no, this goes against our policy lines.

SPEAKER_04 4:42

Oh right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:43

You want to be a little bit funny on it.

SPEAKER_04 4:45

Oh, okay. Yeah. Feet pictures.

SPEAKER_02 4:47

Feet pictures. I hope there's no feet pictures. So they're well hidden underneath me now. They will not come out again. Fear not.

SPEAKER_04 4:57

So are you ready to play the game?

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Are you ready for this? So you're hanging on the edge of your seat. I need a break.

SPEAKER_04 5:02

So I want to know reasons why as well. Oh god. You're not just gonna say which one you'd rather do, but I want no reasons why.

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Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.

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Thank you. There you are, my child.

SPEAKER_02 5:14

Thank you.

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Bless you from one of those.

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But bless my feet.

SPEAKER_04 5:17

Bless your feet of dear God. That was in the Bible, actually. There was some feet washing in that, wasn't there?

SPEAKER_02 5:23

Yeah, kissing and washing.

SPEAKER_04 5:24

Yeah, kissing and feet and washing feet, yes. Not for me. It's a bit weird. Not for me. Anyway.

Singing, Death And Duck Battles

SPEAKER_04 5:30

So, first one. Would you rather always have to sing instead of speak? So every time you say something it comes out in song or dance everywhere instead of walking.

SPEAKER_02 5:43

Oh. I feel like the singing is is uh something I do anyway.

SPEAKER_04 5:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:49

I do sing a lot.

SPEAKER_04 5:50

Yeah. No, but everything you say.

SPEAKER_02 5:52

Everything I say is a sing song, but every time I move it's a dance. Yes. Which means I won't be able to do many of my hobbies. Whereas singing, at least I can still do my hobbies, I can just keep quiet.

SPEAKER_04 6:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 6:03

I'm gonna go with singing.

SPEAKER_04 6:04

You're gonna go with singing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:06

It's not too different to what I normally am, and I don't think it's as detrimental to you know I don't I don't want there to be a footloose situation.

SPEAKER_04 6:17

Yeah. Kevin Bacon.

SPEAKER_02 6:19

Yeah. I'm gonna go with sing.

SPEAKER_04 6:20

Okay, you can go with sing. What would you do? I would rather sing instead of speaking the air. Dancing's like too much energy.

SPEAKER_02 6:26

More energy, more passion, more footwork, more energy. More energy.

SPEAKER_03 6:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:33

Yeah. Or you or you would keep fit, but then you wouldn't be able to do like things that like I wouldn't be able to climb because No.

SPEAKER_04 6:40

Well, I don't know, you could do a little jig while you're going up the wall.

SPEAKER_02 6:43

Well, I could, but I'm not gonna.

SPEAKER_04 6:45

Yeah, because that that would be quite dangerous thinking about it. I yeah. You might kind of fall.

SPEAKER_02 6:49

Exactly, exactly. It's not like I have any ropes on me. I can't just like wiggle and hope for the best.

SPEAKER_04 6:53

That's true.

SPEAKER_02 6:53

Yeah, singing.

SPEAKER_04 6:54

Singing, yeah, me too. Me too. Oh, this one's a bit dark.

SPEAKER_02 6:58

Oh, I love it.

SPEAKER_04 6:59

This one's a bit dark. Would you rather know how you die or when you die?

SPEAKER_02 7:06

It's really funny that this question's come up because I was really questioning my mortality last night. Really? Why? Yeah, I was just sitting there and I was getting really depressed. I don't know what the word would be, but this is such a downer. Like, I was, I was just sitting there, like Fun Bank holiday weekend. Yeah, I was just sitting there for an evening thinking, like, what is the meaning of life?

SPEAKER_04 7:26

42.

SPEAKER_02 7:27

Yeah, I know, but like, what's what's the point?

SPEAKER_04 7:29

What is the point? Yeah, and I was just anyway, sorry, what was the would you rather question before I really like Would you rather know how you die or when you die?

SPEAKER_02 7:37

I suppose if you know how.

SPEAKER_04 7:39

Neither.

SPEAKER_02 7:40

Yeah, I suppose if you know how, like, oh, you're gonna die in a tragic skiing accident. You wouldn't use the sky. You just wouldn't go ski.

SPEAKER_04 7:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:47

Would there ever be a situation where you're forced to ski? Dunno. Well, there might be, you never know. What like mafia stars? You will ski down this hill. Or we will take your family and everything you own, including your cat. Actually, to be honest, I would ski for my cat.

SPEAKER_04 8:02

You would ski for your cat.

SPEAKER_02 8:03

I would ski for my cat. Uh, how or when?

SPEAKER_04 8:06

How or when?

SPEAKER_02 8:07

I I guess how because I wouldn't want to know when.

SPEAKER_04 8:10

Yeah, I would, yeah, I wouldn't know when because you would be look constantly looking at the clock, wouldn't you?

SPEAKER_02 8:14

Although if it's how and it's like, oh, car accident, I'll be like, well, well. I don't know. Yeah, uh, tricky. Because anytime you go out in the car, you'd be like, oh no, this is it. Yeah, this is the end. Um that's a horrible one. I still think how.

SPEAKER_04 8:31

Yeah, it's a horrible one, but I I would go how as well. Yeah. I would go how.

SPEAKER_02 8:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:35

Okay. A little bit more light-hearted.

SPEAKER_02 8:37

Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 8:38

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?

SPEAKER_02 8:48

I swear we've had this conversation before. So one horse-sized duck.

SPEAKER_04 8:55

Yeah, so they're duck the size of a horse.

SPEAKER_02 8:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:57

Yeah, they've got a beak on this thing. Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:00

Yeah, that's quite terrifying.

SPEAKER_04 9:01

Or a hundred duck-sized horses or little mini horses.

SPEAKER_02 9:05

Mini horses would be so cute.

SPEAKER_04 9:07

Yeah, but you'd have to fight them.

SPEAKER_02 9:10

I suppose with a duck, it's like rubber duckazilla! Like you like it's it's a one-hit wonder, whereas uh the hundred, you've really got to go for it. And ducks actually aren't that small. I saw loads of ducks yesterday, so I'm really picturing this.

SPEAKER_04 9:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:23

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_04 9:24

Go on.

SPEAKER_02 9:25

New fear unlocked.

SPEAKER_04 9:26

Well, yeah, duck-sized horses.

SPEAKER_02 9:28

No, geese. They are terrifying. Right? It hissed at me. It hissed. And then Mitchell just carried on walking off.

SPEAKER_04 9:35

No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 9:36

He walked on, I was like, well, it's nice knowing you, but I'm not crossing this guy's path.

SPEAKER_04 9:39

Honestly, birds, geese. Yes, yeah, swans.

SPEAKER_02 9:42

No, I don't uh swans, fair enough.

SPEAKER_04 9:44

Well, it's it's nesting season, isn't it? So you go out in the water at the moment and you go near a you go near a swan's nest, they are hissing their back legs cut more long, the back things come up and they're the goose was scary. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 9:56

So I'm um I think I might go one large duck. It's it just seems like the most efficient way to kill it.

SPEAKER_04 10:06

You could still move quite quickly, because it's gonna have big old flappy feet, isn't it?

SPEAKER_02 10:10

So you could get around the back of it quite and they've got really spindle and they've only got two legs as well. Yeah. So you can trip that up.

SPEAKER_04 10:17

Yeah. Oh, Hannah.

SPEAKER_02 10:19

Hannah, you did swearies.

SPEAKER_04 10:22

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 10:23

Yeah. I could I could duck that ducker up. And I think one duck.

SPEAKER_04 10:30

Yeah. I think I think less tiring as well.

SPEAKER_02 10:32

Yeah. Do you think a hundred horse like horse-sized duck-sized horses? Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 10:38

You're gonna get tired, and eventually it's gonna be like that final one, you're gonna be gonna be like completely knackered on the floor, and there's just one left.

SPEAKER_02 10:48

Yeah. I I I also think a big duck is not as scary as a horse. Like they're they're a duck. But is this a mallard? Like, what kind of duck are we going? Yeah. It's a mallard.

SPEAKER_04 11:01

I think we're looking really deeply into this. Yeah, let's go mallard.

SPEAKER_02 11:04

Okay. A male mallard.

SPEAKER_04 11:06

A male mallard.

SPEAKER_02 11:07

Uh, yeah, I reckon I could take it on.

SPEAKER_04 11:09

You reckon?

SPEAKER_02 11:09

I reckon I could. Straight pierce through the heart.

SPEAKER_04 11:13

Alright.

SPEAKER_02 11:14

Straffer heart.

SPEAKER_04 11:15

Kill it.

SPEAKER_00 11:18

Kill it. Meow, meow.

SPEAKER_04 11:23

Okay, so we're gonna go we're both gonna go with the one horse-sized duck.

SPEAKER_00 11:26

Yep.

SPEAKER_04 11:27

Yep. Okay.

Internet Detox And Fame Questions

SPEAKER_04 11:28

Would you rather lose your internet for a month or your phone camera for a month?

SPEAKER_02 11:35

Ooh.

SPEAKER_04 11:35

So no camera on your phone.

SPEAKER_02 11:37

But no internet.

SPEAKER_04 11:38

But no or no internet at all.

SPEAKER_02 11:42

To be honest, I would love a month without internet.

SPEAKER_04 11:44

Yeah, it would be nice, wouldn't it? It would be really nice.

SPEAKER_02 11:47

Um I do like capturing a lot of memories.

SPEAKER_04 11:51

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 11:53

And they're only for a month though.

SPEAKER_04 11:55

Yeah, it's only for a month.

SPEAKER_02 11:57

Yeah, I think no internet then.

SPEAKER_04 11:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:59

I would I would then after that month probably post all of the photos I took after the month was over.

SPEAKER_04 12:06

Yeah. Yeah. I would lose the internet for a month.

SPEAKER_02 12:08

I think lose the internet for a month, yeah. Because why the hell not?

SPEAKER_04 12:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:12

That means I might have I'd have a month off work.

SPEAKER_06 12:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:16

Which sounds great. Yeah. No internet for a month. No internet for a month. It is becoming increasingly more uh Do you know what is weird?

SPEAKER_04 12:26

When the internet first became a thing, it was like this new wondrous thing. And it was like, and I remember it's like a you know, you could then reach all the different corners of the world and you could get so much information. And now it's like propaganda. Now it's just like, oh, I just need to escape from it, go back to the real world.

SPEAKER_02 12:44

Yeah. I think no internet for a month for me.

SPEAKER_04 12:46

Yeah, I'm on that one.

SPEAKER_02 12:48

I like taking pictures.

SPEAKER_04 12:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:50

Sue me.

unknown 12:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 12:52

Would you rather be mildly famous for doing something embarrassing or completely unknown for your entire life?

SPEAKER_02 13:01

I feel like I feel like I'm already unknown.

SPEAKER_04 13:04

Yeah. But if you have the chops the option.

SPEAKER_02 13:07

I mm it depend it depends how embarrassing the embarrassing own is. Because I embarrassing to someone else is not embarrassing to me. I do a lot of stupid shit that people would probably think was embarrassing, but I don't see it that way. But also, if I think it's embarrassing, then it I wouldn't want that to be my where my fame came into. Like hook to and spit on that thing. Yeah. Kind of that kind of vibe.

SPEAKER_04 13:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:34

So maybe I'd rather be unknown, yes.

SPEAKER_04 13:36

Yeah, I would rather be unknown. Uh I'll stick in the shadows. Yes, just stay in the sidelines.

SPEAKER_02 13:40

Stay on the sidelines and observe.

SPEAKER_04 13:43

Oh, this one. Okay.

Narration And One Way Time Travel

SPEAKER_04 13:45

Would you rather have to narrate your own life out loud constantly? Or have somebody or have somebody with you who would speak your thoughts out?

SPEAKER_02 13:57

Ah. I don't have thought I don't have words in my head. I narrate my life anyway because I can't I I don't have any words in my head. So I guess narrate my life because that's what I do anyway.

SPEAKER_04 14:11

And also you'd have somebody with you the whole time with your whole life.

SPEAKER_02 14:14

And and your deepest thoughts is as I've already declared on this podcast, normally pretty harrowing. So I'd probably cause them to need therapy.

SPEAKER_04 14:26

So I think I'm gonna It's just this wreck of a person.

SPEAKER_02 14:31

Make it stop. Stop, please. I can't take it. So how do you think I feel? Bitch.

SPEAKER_04 14:38

It's like Charlie Sheen, who's like, well, dude, can't handle it.

SPEAKER_02 14:41

Yeah. Yeah, I do feel like that. Yeah, I I'm gonna go with I I'm gonna go with I will narrate myself.

SPEAKER_04 14:47

Yeah, I would do the same. Yes. I would do the same. Okay, you could time travel.

SPEAKER_02 14:51

Ooh.

SPEAKER_04 14:52

But you could only go in one direction.

SPEAKER_02 14:54

Back.

SPEAKER_04 14:55

So you could only go to the past or to the future.

SPEAKER_02 14:57

Back.

SPEAKER_04 14:58

And you couldn't return.

SPEAKER_02 15:01

Back.

SPEAKER_04 15:02

Past, would you?

SPEAKER_02 15:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:04

You just yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_02 15:05

Do you know where I'd go specifically?

SPEAKER_04 15:07

Go on.

SPEAKER_02 15:08

1976.

SPEAKER_04 15:10

Really?

SPEAKER_02 15:11

Fleetwood Mac, baby.

SPEAKER_04 15:13

Actually, let's just discuss this.

Fleetwood Mac Lore Takes Over

SPEAKER_04 15:18

Actually, let's just discuss the Fleetwood Mac thing conversation that's been had this week. Shall we?

SPEAKER_02 15:26

Have we mentioned it on the podcast?

SPEAKER_04 15:27

We haven't mentioned it on the podcast because have we not mentioned it last week?

SPEAKER_02 15:31

Did we mention it last week with Silver Springs? I don't think. I remember singing it and you going, yeah, I don't think we've before you came in the room. Maybe we had it off air.

SPEAKER_04 15:41

Maybe. Maybe. Okay, well go on, just give a brief rundown of what's happened this week.

SPEAKER_02 15:46

So it was actually last week. So I was feeling uh or was it last week? Yeah, it was last week. I was feeling pretty poorly. And I was on my Instagram and I was like, God, you know what? I just want to see Silver Springs 1997 live performance of Fleetwood Mac. Um, and I said to Mitchell, I was like, Oh, I really want to watch it. Um, it will be like, you know, three or four minutes, not a massively long video, it's just one song. He was like, Oh, okay, no problem, no problem. And then we were watching it, and I was like, Oh, Mitchell, I should probably tell you a bit of like the Fleetwood Mac lore. So basically, that woman there is Stevie Nicks, and he was like, Yeah, I know who Stevie Nix is. Well, that's um, and I kept getting the names wrong, and I was like, Well, she was in love or was together with that guitarist Lindsay Buckingham. Rimsay Buckenham, which we know now. Yeah, um, and I was like, that guitarist, Lindsay Buckingham, um, they were together, but now all these songs that she's singing is about their breakup. And I I thought they were married, by the way. I didn't realize, no, no, no. So I was like, oh, it's all about their divorce. I learned all this afterwards, after the fact. And he was like, What? That's crazy. And he just could not fathom how a whole band could be literally like breaking up at each other's throats and still have to sing the diss songs to each other. He was like, he he he's just so like enamoured with the lore of that and how crazy that is. Because, you know, if most most bands, if they if they have like, you know, difference in views, creative differences or whatever, they just break up, they just split up. Not Fleetwood Mac, no, they just kept on pumping out the shit. Yeah, and like he just finds it crazy. So my house, basically, for the last two weeks, I have heard nothing but Fleetwood Mac being played everywhere.

SPEAKER_04 17:27

Yeah, it's brilliant because he just sent that picture of uh him buying rumours.

SPEAKER_02 17:30

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's just bought rumours. Um, yeah, and it's it's he's just he's just obsessed.

SPEAKER_04 17:38

There's loads of documentaries on it.

SPEAKER_02 17:39

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's loads. So we're getting through them. Oh yeah. Um he is obsessed, like it's the only thing that's playing in the house. And it's quite nice because when I get into the car and I have to drive myself, I'm like, oh, I love Fleetwood Mac, don't get me wrong, but I'm like, oh, that's a nice break. I'm just gonna listen to a bit of muck fly. You know, I just want to listen to a bit of this and a little bit of that, because it is constantly on at home, which is great that he's so he said he's never been this obsessed with a band before. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Because I used to be like when I was younger, like Avra Levine was I think my biggest obsession. Um, then I got as I got older, it was pink and then Paramour and and so on, so forth. Um The Pretty Reckless is another one. Yeah, yeah. He said he's never really ever delved into like fully knowing the band, so yeah.

SPEAKER_05 18:25

Oh, that's amazing.

SPEAKER_02 18:25

So that's why I would go back in time.

SPEAKER_04 18:27

So that's why you to 1976. Excellent. And I was one, so you could see little baby me.

SPEAKER_02 18:32

Yes. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I guess I could. Yeah, little baby me.

SPEAKER_04 18:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 18:37

And young Denwy.

SPEAKER_04 18:38

And young, yes, you're very young Denwy with very long hair.

SPEAKER_02 18:40

Did he have long hair?

SPEAKER_04 18:41

Oh god, yeah, yeah. Dad had really long hair. Woo! I can't picture that. Yeah, I'll show you a picture. He had shoulder length long hair. He was a proper 70s.

SPEAKER_02 18:48

What a hippie!

SPEAKER_04 18:48

He was a proper 70s like dude. Father was, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:53

I am I'm genuinely shocked.

SPEAKER_04 18:55

Yeah. I cannot picture him with I will show you a picture of Dad with long hair.

SPEAKER_02 19:00

He's only ever had like short, like buzz-cut hair.

SPEAKER_04 19:03

Yeah, it's really long, like shoulder length long hair.

SPEAKER_02 19:05

What did you what was your mum's hair like?

SPEAKER_04 19:07

Uh she was blonde. She I'll she's always blonde. Yeah, she was blonde. But she had, I'll tell you what she had like a Farah Forset type haircut from Charlie's Angels with the like fluffy round at the front.

SPEAKER_01 19:18

Oh, like young Stevie Nicks then.

SPEAKER_04 19:19

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very much like Stevie Nicks.

SPEAKER_01 19:21

They were like the 70s.

SPEAKER_04 19:22

Yeah, very, very much like Stevie Nicks.

SPEAKER_01 19:24

Yeah, damn.

SPEAKER_04 19:25

Yeah. Yeah. There you go. I'll have to show you a picture.

SPEAKER_02 19:30

They've just elevated in coolness in my head. Not that I didn't think they were cool before, but they're like extra cool now.

SPEAKER_04 19:35

But yeah, they're proper 70s children.

SPEAKER_02 19:37

Damn. Yeah. Wow, Denwi. That's so cool.

Punctuality, Vaping And Real Life

SPEAKER_04 19:42

Okay, so would you rather be always 30 minutes early or 30 minutes late? No matter what you were doing, you were either 30 minutes early or 30 minutes late.

SPEAKER_02 19:52

Oh my god, that's so easy. 30 minutes early.

SPEAKER_04 19:54

Yeah, I can't cope with being late.

SPEAKER_02 19:56

Because even if I am early, I can just sit in the car and read my books, Doom Scroll.

SPEAKER_04 20:00

I quite often am always 30 minutes early.

SPEAKER_02 20:03

Yeah, you you are very early.

SPEAKER_04 20:04

Yeah, I can't I can't cope with being late and rushing.

SPEAKER_02 20:06

I think because mum is always late and you're always early, I think that just equaled out to me as always being on time. Like I'm never not on time unless something's happened. Like, oh, I had to quickly go to the toilet before I left, or there's been an accident, or like, you know, like a car accident, not an accident. I don't mean it. I've had an accident. Oh, this morning though. I will reveal something that's quite disgusting. Go on. I was walking down the stairs this morning. Yeah. And um, I'm I'm currently trying to quit vaping, by the way. At the moment, I'm trying to quit my nicotine. And I don't know if anyone knows this, but or maybe this is just a me thing, but nicotine does make me need to go.

SPEAKER_04 20:43

Like it's oh, coffee does me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:45

Like it get it gets me moving. Yeah. So I was down moving in a grooving. Mitchell had already left by this point, but I found myself running down the stairs. I was on the middle floor, and I only have a toilet on the top floor and bottom floor. Going through. And I was like, oh no, I'm wearing white. I'm wearing white. As I was like running to my downstairs bathroom. And then this bloody tie like wouldn't come undone. And I was like trying to get it down. I was like, I'm wearing white, I'm wearing white. This is not happening. Uh so yeah. Um, yeah. Uh I'd rather be 30 minutes early. I was like, where are we going with this? It's so revealing of my where are we going with this? My life. Sorry, guys. You're getting a really weird podcast episode today. A real insight into my brain.

SPEAKER_04 21:27

Um would you rather have perfect memory or perfect luck?

SPEAKER_02 21:33

Luck.

SPEAKER_04 21:34

Luck.

SPEAKER_02 21:35

Oh. Being lucky.

SPEAKER_04 21:38

Being lucky.

SPEAKER_02 21:39

But also being what was the other one?

SPEAKER_04 21:41

Oh, perfect memory.

SPEAKER_02 21:42

Memory. Well, memory shit.

SPEAKER_04 21:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:45

Oh, I could I could do with a bit of luck in my life.

SPEAKER_04 21:47

But if you were lucky all the time, you wouldn't need the memory.

SPEAKER_02 21:50

Scratch card. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 21:51

Because everything would fall into place anyway.

SPEAKER_02 21:53

Oh, lucky. It's such a good superpower.

SPEAKER_04 21:55

I'm lucky. You're lucky. We're all lucky.

SPEAKER_02 21:58

What's the lucky lady? In um Deadpool called.

SPEAKER_04 22:01

Oh, Domino.

SPEAKER_02 22:02

Domino.

SPEAKER_04 22:03

Domino.

SPEAKER_02 22:03

The Domino.

Luck, TV Tangents And The Boys

SPEAKER_04 22:05

Oh, have you seen the have you seen the last episode of The Boys?

SPEAKER_02 22:07

I have. What did you think?

SPEAKER_04 22:10

It's different from the comics.

SPEAKER_02 22:12

Oh, is it? I didn't I don't know the type of comics.

SPEAKER_04 22:15

Yeah, yeah. Do you want to know how the comics end?

SPEAKER_02 22:17

Uh I guess if it's not a spoiler for anyone who else has seen it. Although this is coming out in like six weeks to be a few years. Oh, yeah, it's coming out.

SPEAKER_04 22:22

Yeah, but the boys has been the boys have been about six weeks by now.

SPEAKER_02 22:25

Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_04 22:26

In the comics, see, I knew they weren't gonna do the comic ending because they revealed who Black Noir was. Oh in the comics, you never see Black Noir, and Black Noir never talks, does he?

SPEAKER_00 22:39

No.

SPEAKER_04 22:39

And in the final scene, he reveals his face.

SPEAKER_00 22:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:43

And he's Homelander. Oh and Homelander, the other Homelander, is a clone.

SPEAKER_00 22:51

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_04 22:52

Yeah, can you imagine how cool that would have been?

SPEAKER_00 22:55

That would have been cool. Why did they kill off Black Noir then?

SPEAKER_04 22:57

I don't know. But yeah, the the in the comments. Black Noir was the real Homelander.

SPEAKER_02 23:02

What annoyed me about the ending, I did like the Huey Butcher scene. I won't again, I won't ruin the plot.

SPEAKER_06 23:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:12

What annoyed me was like Starlight getting her kind of what's the word? Her revenge, I guess. What on the deep? On the deep.

SPEAKER_04 23:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:21

But really, they needed her for that final battle.

SPEAKER_04 23:24

I know.

SPEAKER_02 23:26

I don't know why they had her leap off.

SPEAKER_04 23:29

Yeah, I don't.

SPEAKER_02 23:30

I know she had to get her revenge for what he did to her. Yeah. Absolutely 100% agree with that.

SPEAKER_04 23:35

But I think for TV wise, they wanted to show the two fights concurrently.

SPEAKER_02 23:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:40

But it didn't work because you're right, Starlight should have been in the final battle with Homelander.

SPEAKER_02 23:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:45

R.I.P. Frenchie.

SPEAKER_04 23:46

Oh, I know. I know.

SPEAKER_02 23:48

Worst thing to happen to the show, in my opinion. Yeah. I mean, I'm I'm glad someone had to die.

SPEAKER_04 23:53

Yeah, but Kamoko goes to France, isn't it? She has her little mystery thing, which is cute. But Vault Rising is coming out soon.

SPEAKER_01 24:00

What's that?

SPEAKER_04 24:01

That's the prequel to The Boy, so it's going to be about Soldier Boy and Stormfront.

SPEAKER_01 24:05

Oh, interesting.

SPEAKER_02 24:07

Because Soldier Boy does need Yeah. He needs something.

SPEAKER_04 24:10

Yeah, so yeah. Because obviously it's Gen Sennackles. Exactly, exactly.

SPEAKER_02 24:16

Does that mean we might see our uh friends again from Supernatural?

SPEAKER_04 24:19

Yeah, probably, yeah, we will.

SPEAKER_02 24:21

Because he said they were friends like when they were before, oh, it's Shadow Walker or whatever his name is. I can't remember what Jared Panetti's character was, but um, yeah, I um oh and they had the Impala joke as well, didn't they? They did. Yeah. I said I said to you, I I said I didn't want to ruin the plot, but there is a supernatural reference.

SPEAKER_05 24:38

As soon as it happens, like, yeah, there it is.

SPEAKER_02 24:39

Yeah, it's like, yeah, what do you think? We'd be playing catch in the garden and and doing up the Impala. And I was like, Yeah, baby.

SPEAKER_04 24:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 24:52

Would you rather?

Animals, Music And Wet Sock Horror

SPEAKER_04 24:53

Would you rather? Would you rather we're going really off beast? We've got loads to go through as well. Okay, let's go. Absolutely loads. Uh would you rather be able to talk to animals or every single human on the planet? So essentially, can you remember have you ever read the Like language? Yeah, have you ever read The Hitchhik's Guide to the Galaxy?

SPEAKER_02 25:12

I haven't read it, but I have seen the movie. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 25:15

In the book, I don't know if it's in the film, but in the book they have a thing called a babel fish. And they put the babelfish in the ear.

SPEAKER_01 25:20

Oh yes, yes, it is. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 25:22

Yeah. So you've got a babelfish, but it can only let you talk to animals or sorry, excuse me, or humans.

SPEAKER_02 25:28

Every human in the world, or animals. Yeah. I mean, no one can currently talk to animals that well.

SPEAKER_04 25:35

Think of the insight you'd have.

SPEAKER_02 25:36

Yeah, I think animals. I think that's so much cooler.

SPEAKER_04 25:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:40

I mean, humans are great, but like there's a ways to get around it. Google translates a thing.

SPEAKER_04 25:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 25:45

I don't yeah.

SPEAKER_04 25:46

Google's Google Whereas you can't do that with the dog.

SPEAKER_02 25:49

Yeah, exactly. It's not like woof woof woof, oh, I want a carrot, is it? Yeah. I was just using it as an unfold because you're just a few years. Because I've just given Archie a carrot.

SPEAKER_04 25:56

Yeah. Uh yeah, so you want to speak to animals?

SPEAKER_02 25:59

I want to speak to animals.

SPEAKER_04 26:00

Me too. Me too.

SPEAKER_02 26:01

We've picked all the same ones.

SPEAKER_04 26:03

This is a difficult one. Oh no, is it dark? This no, it's not dark, but this is difficult. Come on then. Would you rather lose music or films and TV?

SPEAKER_02 26:14

Oh god.

SPEAKER_04 26:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:16

Shit, that's hard.

SPEAKER_04 26:17

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_02 26:18

I'd rather lose film and TV.

SPEAKER_04 26:21

Me too. I think if you were to if if d if you were to really drill it down, I think yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:26

Gun to my hair.

SPEAKER_04 26:27

Films and TV rather than lose music.

SPEAKER_02 26:29

I lose myself in music more. Last in music. And I write a lot more recently, so I guess. See, if you'd said music and writing, that would be even tougher. I might even drop music. Yeah. Because I really enjoy writing.

unknown 26:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 26:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 26:45

Okay. This is a weird one. Oh no. Would you rather always smell slightly of onions or constantly have one sock wet? Oh gosh. So you've either got this little oniony smell going on, or you've always got a wet sock. A wet sock, like sopping sock.

SPEAKER_02 27:07

Oh. I don't like either.

SPEAKER_04 27:10

No.

SPEAKER_02 27:11

How strong is the onion smell?

SPEAKER_04 27:13

It's slightly. So there's a bit of a whiff. So every time you walk past, people think you've just been cooking onions.

SPEAKER_02 27:19

I think I'm gonna take the onions. I can't have a wet sock.

SPEAKER_04 27:22

So basically, you'd rather import pain onto others than yourself.

SPEAKER_02 27:26

Uh for a wet sock, yes. Oh, I can't. I hate it when I like spill water in the kitchen when I'm washing up and then I stand in it. I can't have the sock on, it comes off straight away. I can't. I honestly can't deal with that. Oh, it makes me gag.

SPEAKER_03 27:43

Yeah, they're horrible. Oh, James. Absolutely horrible. Yeah, you're right. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:51

Oh no.

SPEAKER_04 27:52

Okay, so we move on. Yeah. Okay. Would you rather have unlimited money but never travel? Or travel anywhere but always be broke?

SPEAKER_02 28:03

The second one is my life.

SPEAKER_04 28:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:05

What's the point in having all that money if you're not gonna travel?

SPEAKER_04 28:07

There you go. So money ain't everything, is it?

SPEAKER_02 28:10

I'm gonna go with broke.

SPEAKER_04 28:11

Yeah, I would I'd rather Because I'm getting there somehow. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:14

Hopefully not by illegal means, but smuggle me in your suitcase. Okay survive in a suitcase?

SPEAKER_04 28:22

No, you probably wouldn't.

SPEAKER_02 28:23

When you go into the airlock, do they remove the air? Is it like a vacuum?

SPEAKER_04 28:27

No, you you would get very cold, I think, wouldn't you?

SPEAKER_02 28:29

Oh cold.

SPEAKER_04 28:30

I mean I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 28:31

What happens? Because they the pets are in there, right? So they don't can't they can't take all the oxygen.

SPEAKER_04 28:35

No, they can't, no.

SPEAKER_02 28:36

Or do they put them on oxygen?

SPEAKER_04 28:37

I don't know. I don't know what happens down there. We'll have to find out. We'll have to do a Google.

SPEAKER_02 28:41

Oh, okay. Or just put me in a case and I'll be a test subject.

SPEAKER_04 28:46

Would you rather only whisper? So you could only whisper. Okay. Okay. Okay. Or shout. I think whisper. I think so as well.

SPEAKER_02 28:56

I think shouting is a bit obnoxious.

SPEAKER_04 28:58

Yes. So I just do it. It's very ASMR, isn't it? ASMR. Yeah. We have to be careful though, because I've got a high pass filter on this, so it's cutting out. I I noticed. Yeah. Yeah, so uh I would I would be the same. Can you not?

SPEAKER_02 29:16

That would make your cutting hard.

SPEAKER_04 29:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:19

Um yeah.

SPEAKER_04 29:20

Whispering forever would be mine. Yeah. Same with you? Yeah. Right, Hannah. Right, I'm gonna be very disappointed if you choose the next one. Or how you how you choose the next one.

Zombies With Family And Survival Talk

SPEAKER_00 29:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 29:33

Would you rather be trapped in a zombie apocalypse with your family or your co-workers?

SPEAKER_02 29:43

Oh, my co-workers would be so shit an apocalypse. We have got this patterned down, man. Like we know what we're doing. My co-workers.

SPEAKER_04 29:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:53

Nah.

SPEAKER_04 29:54

Lot of clue.

SPEAKER_02 29:54

They're gonna be saving their laptops first. They're not gonna be thinking of the future. Um, no, my co-workers are great. Uh I just will provose that because some of them do listen to this podcast. Um, no, I feel like we've just got a good plan in place.

SPEAKER_04 30:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:09

Although this house doesn't have the wooden stairs we can chop down. So it doesn't.

SPEAKER_04 30:13

It doesn't. So we need to we need to rethink that.

SPEAKER_02 30:15

Do you know what? I just had an idea. Go on. You can cut this out if need be.

SPEAKER_04 30:19

Go on.

SPEAKER_02 30:19

We could do an episode where we actually relay our apocalypse plan.

SPEAKER_04 30:25

100%.

SPEAKER_02 30:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 30:26

Yeah, and and go into the details of why we would do each point. Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:31

Would you like to hear that?

SPEAKER_04 30:32

I feel like I think we should. I would like to hear that. To be honest, we could we could spend 45 minutes talking about our zombie apocalypse. I think we could. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:38

I genuinely think we could. Yeah. But that's our next episode. Excellent. There you go. I think you live a bones.

SPEAKER_04 30:43

Right. So uh you would rather be trapped in a zombie apocalypse with moi.

SPEAKER_02 30:46

Yeah, with a family. Yeah. You know what you're doing.

SPEAKER_04 30:49

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 30:49

Yeah. I don't think any of my co-workers own any weapons either. Just for now then.

SPEAKER_04 30:54

Careful, I don't know. Oh actually. What?

SPEAKER_02 30:56

No.

SPEAKER_04 30:57

What?

SPEAKER_02 30:57

No, my co-workers, one of my co-workers has knives.

SPEAKER_04 31:01

Well, everyone's got knives.

SPEAKER_02 31:02

No, no, no, like, no, no, no. Like katanas, like and maces.

SPEAKER_04 31:07

Are they legal?

SPEAKER_02 31:08

I think so. I've said it life now. Oh god. No one knows which co-worker that is. Yeah. But they will know what co-worker that is. Uh but they're more friends of mine. They're not really co-workers anymore. They've they've surpassed co-workers, so maybe they can come into the family fold.

SPEAKER_04 31:26

They can come into the family fold. Yeah, there's only two of them. So katanas don't need bullets. That's all I'm going to say on that one. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 31:34

I think they'd be really good. We need to mingle.

SPEAKER_04 31:36

Uh what's the other one? Uh so travel options, right? Travel options.

Fly Or Teleport And Water Park Memories

SPEAKER_04 31:43

I gave you the choice of either the ability to teleport anywhere.

SPEAKER_02 31:47

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:48

Or the ability to fly. Which one would you choose? So you can either teleport or fly.

SPEAKER_02 31:54

Now, fly does it does it cost me energy?

SPEAKER_04 31:57

No.

SPEAKER_02 31:58

So you'd see a lot.

SPEAKER_04 32:00

This is my thinking.

SPEAKER_02 32:02

Yeah, because if you teleport, you don't see the in between. But as flying as if there is zero effort in the actual flying part.

SPEAKER_04 32:08

Zero effort, zero effort.

SPEAKER_02 32:09

So you haven't got wings and you're having to that's me flapping. Yeah. Um maybe fly then so you can see the sights.

SPEAKER_04 32:17

I was that's exactly where my mind went.

SPEAKER_02 32:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:20

It would be much more enjoyable to fly.

SPEAKER_02 32:22

I mean teleportation quicker, yes, but then what experience are you having?

SPEAKER_04 32:26

Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 32:27

That wasn't me flying, by the way, that was me moving my uncloved feet.

SPEAKER_04 32:31

So but just think of how nice that would be, because you would literally see everything when you.

SPEAKER_02 32:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:38

I think of flying.

SPEAKER_04 32:39

Yeah, I'm the same.

SPEAKER_02 32:40

For the sights.

SPEAKER_04 32:41

I am absolutely the same.

SPEAKER_02 32:42

Although, if I could choose anything, it would be the Barclays advert where they go through the water slides. There's a reason for the sun in the sky. There's a reason. Why I feel it's so ham must be the season. Because they do it in Futurama, they've got all the tubes.

SPEAKER_03 32:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:00

I'd like to tube everywhere. Tube. Tube. Tube. Tubing.

SPEAKER_04 33:04

Where did we where was it where we went on those tube where you had the double whammy? Where was that? What are you talking about? You know when you when you had the the tube. Rubber ding? Yeah, yeah, but you there was there was the the duo one where you had to sit, you could sit on with someone else. Where was that?

SPEAKER_02 33:21

Probably Florida.

SPEAKER_04 33:22

Yeah, I think Florida.

SPEAKER_02 33:23

That's the only place we've ever been to, a water park. Me and you have been to a water park. Mitchell and I went to Tenerife.

SPEAKER_04 33:27

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Sign Park.

SPEAKER_02 33:29

We did a few double whammy jobbies.

SPEAKER_04 33:30

Yeah, it must have been Florida.

SPEAKER_02 33:32

Yeah, it must have been.

SPEAKER_04 33:33

Yes, it was. It was the Volcano Bay.

SPEAKER_02 33:34

Yes, I think it was.

SPEAKER_04 33:35

Volcano Bay.

SPEAKER_02 33:36

Mum was unwell that day. It was just us three that kind of went round. She's a good one. If I recall, she was a bit poorly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 33:41

She was having some fun in the sun and we were on the rides.

SPEAKER_04 33:44

That's right. That's right.

SPEAKER_02 33:46

Mitchell went down that one with the trapdoor.

SPEAKER_04 33:50

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, because I was like, nope, absolutely not.

SPEAKER_02 33:53

He is fearless when it comes to things like that. I'm like, absolutely no.

SPEAKER_04 33:56

Nope, did not like the look of that.

SPEAKER_02 33:57

No.

SPEAKER_04 33:58

Did not because I remember looking up at him thinking, that's very high.

SPEAKER_02 34:00

Yeah. And he went on the one in Tenerife as well that I was standing on the bridge and I sent you the photo. That's why you sent it to me. I think he's got the the longest drop in Europe. Jesus. I think, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:09

Jesus. Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 34:10

Free four drop, yeah. Anyway.

SPEAKER_04 34:12

Going back to languages.

Truth, Talking Pets And Final Powers

SPEAKER_02 34:14

Sorry, yes.

SPEAKER_04 34:15

Would you rather be able to speak every language fluently or master every musical instrument? Oh I think this is a no-brainer for us.

SPEAKER_02 34:26

I would love, I would love to speak multiple languages. I genuinely would. But the idea of playing all instruments fluently.

SPEAKER_04 34:34

Yeah. You'd be the masters, you'd be grade eight in everything that you played.

SPEAKER_02 34:39

Yeah, that would be cool.

SPEAKER_04 34:41

Grade 8 classical.

SPEAKER_02 34:43

The things that I would create with that knowledge.

SPEAKER_04 34:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:47

And if we're classing instruments as as software, like mixing software as well. Oh, yeah, yeah, the whole enchilada. If you're classing that, then yes.

SPEAKER_04 34:55

A master composer.

SPEAKER_02 34:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 34:56

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 34:57

That would be me.

SPEAKER_04 34:58

Absolutely. That would be me too.

SPEAKER_02 35:00

And vocally as well would be wow. If you're classing that as an instrument.

SPEAKER_04 35:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 35:04

I class it as an instrument, but some people don't.

SPEAKER_04 35:06

Oh, it is. Of course it's an instrument. I think it's a lot of fun. Of course it's an instrument.

SPEAKER_02 35:10

I understand why people don't class it as one.

SPEAKER_04 35:12

Uh there's not many more.

SPEAKER_02 35:14

Okay. Not many more. Okay. Would uh We've gone very like lots of lots of tangents and segues today. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:21

I'm gonna skip the next one because it's a hot or cold question, and we've just done an entire episode on hot and cold. Um, would you rather always be always have to tell the truth or always be able to tell when someone is lying?

SPEAKER_02 35:35

I'm quite an honest person anyway, so I guess I would love to know when someone's lying.

SPEAKER_04 35:40

Yeah. I could smell a lie like a fart in a car. That's um that's from a Christian Slater film called Pump Up the Volume.

SPEAKER_00 35:47

Pump Up the Volume, dance the video.

SPEAKER_04 35:48

Isn't it weird that I remember film quotes from like 30 years ago?

SPEAKER_00 35:52

Yeah, that is weird.

SPEAKER_04 35:53

Yeah. That was a brilliant film. That was that was similar to what we're doing, actually. It's uh um Christian Slater doing a pirate radio station. Oh it had Samantha Mathis in it as well. Very good film. Highly recommend watch. It's called Pump Up the Volume.

SPEAKER_00 36:07

Pump Up the Volume, Dance, Dance, Dance. Uh, what was the question? I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_04 36:13

Would you able, would you always have to tell the truth or be able to tell when someone is lying?

SPEAKER_02 36:17

Be able to tell when someone's lying. I tell the truth anyway. Me too. I'm a very honest person. In fact, people call me too honest and that hurts their feelings. Sometimes I struggle to know when to not be honest.

SPEAKER_04 36:28

This next one.

SPEAKER_02 36:30

We're just gonna graze past that. Cool. This next one.

SPEAKER_04 36:36

Who's me? Me. Oh, you.

SPEAKER_02 36:38

What? My undiagnosed autism. Carry on.

SPEAKER_04 36:42

Uh would you rather see? I think we're gonna be different on this one.

SPEAKER_02 36:45

Okay. I think we are gonna be completely very similar all the way through this.

SPEAKER_04 36:48

This one we will definitely be different. Okay. Would you rather have a talking dog or a talking cat?

SPEAKER_02 36:54

Oh. I think dogs are very perceptive, as in you can tell their emotion better than a cat.

SPEAKER_04 37:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:02

So I would choose a talking cat.

SPEAKER_04 37:04

I thought so. I would choose a talking dog.

SPEAKER_02 37:06

But I feel like you can read Archie really well. Like you know when he's happy and you know when he's sad. The cat, she's laying there and you're like, You alright? Yeah. That's that's it. That a cat is basically a teenager.

SPEAKER_04 37:20

Yeah, that's true, actually.

SPEAKER_02 37:21

Whereas a dog is more of a child.

SPEAKER_04 37:23

Yeah, yeah, that is true. That is true.

SPEAKER_02 37:25

Okay, I wish I I just wish I could talk to her and tell her that I love her and she knows. You do, she knows. I don't think she does. She does. I'm not her favourite human.

SPEAKER_04 37:35

Well, Mitchell is. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:37

It's really upsetting. Lives we've got to live, I suppose.

SPEAKER_04 37:42

Yeah. Two more.

SPEAKER_02 37:44

Ooh, two more.

SPEAKER_04 37:45

Would you rather be super strong?

SPEAKER_00 37:49

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:50

Or super fast. So, without all the baggage, let's put it this way. Would you rather be I'm just when I say baggage? We've already mentioned the boys.

SPEAKER_02 37:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:58

So let's do a boys reference. Okay. Okay. Would you rather be A-Train or Homelander?

SPEAKER_02 38:05

I wouldn't class Homelander as strong.

SPEAKER_04 38:08

No. I think you're choosing the wrong superhero. Shall we choose? No, we can't. I'm just thinking other ones in the boys. I'm just trying to try to think what Marvel. Alright, would you rather be the Hulk or A-Train? Or the Hulk or the Flash? Let's go proper Marvel.

SPEAKER_02 38:22

I still think Hulk.

SPEAKER_04 38:24

Yeah? Go Hulk?

SPEAKER_02 38:25

I still think Hulk because speed I don't think what I could do with speed, whereas if I was strong, I'd be a well good climber.

SPEAKER_04 38:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:33

Do we need to sort our arch?

SPEAKER_04 38:35

No, it's alright, because he's fine. He's alright. Yeah. We're nearly there.

SPEAKER_02 38:39

Yeah, we are. Yeah, we are.

SPEAKER_04 38:40

Okay, last one. Would you rather be forced to always sing? Oh no, I thought you said that one. Oh, so that's it. That's it.

SPEAKER_02 38:48

Oh that was the last one. Oh, okay. That was the last one. There you go. Would you rather be Homelander or Deep?

SPEAKER_04 38:57

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 38:58

Not in personality, just in personality, but just in powers.

SPEAKER_04 39:01

Yeah. Just empowers. Yeah, probably Homelander's powers.

SPEAKER_02 39:05

I think so too.

SPEAKER_04 39:06

Yeah, probably Homelander's powers.

SPEAKER_02 39:08

I think Mum would choose the deep, but I guess, but then you can master both land and sea. So actually maybe I would go the deep. I don't need laser eyes.

SPEAKER_04 39:18

Aquaman or Superman.

SPEAKER_02 39:19

Yeah, it's Aquaman or Superman. I feel like Aquaman.

SPEAKER_04 39:23

Yeah?

SPEAKER_02 39:23

Yeah. Also, if Jason Mamua is there, then is that revealing of my orientation? But um if he is there, um Then that's a bonus. Bonus for me. Oh, he's he just seems like a nice guy.

SPEAKER_05 39:41

He's a really he does, yeah. Yeah, he really does seem like a nice guy.

SPEAKER_02 39:44

I'm watching the night manager again at the moment, and um I'm um I'm getting a little bit of a crush on Tom Hiddleston again.

SPEAKER_04 39:50

He'd make a good bond.

SPEAKER_02 39:51

I'm finding myself I think he would. I think he'd make a good one. I'm finding myself getting a little bit of a crush on him again. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 39:57

I think he'd make a good bond.

SPEAKER_02 39:59

I th I just he just he just seems really nice. Yeah. Once again, just a nice guy.

SPEAKER_04 40:04

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:05

Chill guy.

Outro And Where To Follow

SPEAKER_02 40:06

Anyway, if you enjoyed this episode of Would You Rather, have we done Would You Rather before?

SPEAKER_04 40:10

No, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_02 40:10

There's a part of me that thinks we might have done somewhere back in the back in the back in the logs. No, I don't think we have. I don't know. Maybe we have, maybe we haven't. Um if you enjoyed this episode of Bonus Dad, Bonus Daughter, we have plenty in the bank. There might be another one of these somewhere. Um just cue the outro. Thanks for joining us on bonus dad bonus daughter. Don't forget to follow us on all our socials and share the podcast with someone who'd love it. We are available on all streaming platforms. See you next time. Bye bye.