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What in the Name of Ryan Seacrest? A Birthday Mad Libs Adventure
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We celebrate our podcast's second birthday with another round of hilarious Mad Libs, creating absurd stories about concerts and space adventures that lead to unexpected laughs.
Thank you from the bottom of our hearts to everyone who has listened to us over these two years. We do this podcast to spend time together despite our busy adult lives, and we're grateful you've joined us on this journey.
Hello and welcome to Bonus Dad. Bonus Daughter a special father-daughter podcast with me Hannah and me, davy, where we discuss our differences, similarities, share a few laughs and stories. Within our ever-changing and complex world, Each week we will discuss a topic from our own point of view and influences throughout the decades or you could choose one by contacting us via email, instagram, facebook or TikTok links in bio.
Speaker 2:Hello and welcome to this incredibly special podcast episode. This is one of the bonus episodes we do for our birthday. It's become a bit of a tradition since our first birthday, so this is for our second birthday BDBD podcast and we just want to say a huge thank you for everyone that's listened so far and now watched um, because, uh, last birthday we didn't have um we didn't have youtube.
Speaker 1:We didn't have youtube, we didn't have youtube.
Speaker 2:So it's, it's amazing to um be able to I don't know visually put ourselves across to see us to see us um and just want to thank all of our listeners, so this is a complete supplementary episode, coming in hot on our birthday, which is the 31st of August bonus, dad bonus, daughter bonus episode yes, indeed. So last time we did Mad Libs and it went down very, very well with our audience, so we brought it back for a second year. This is Mad Libs, take two.
Speaker 2:I'm hoping that this time as well, that autocorrect is not going to autocorrect some of the words, because there was quite an embarrassing moment there was there was, there was, yeah um, so the purpose of mad libs if you haven't heard of it and you want to see our other episodes as well explains it a little bit better. But basically, essentially, we've got a script here. We ask each other uh words to fill out that script, and then we read it back to each other, uh, at the end, yes, so, um, we both don't know what each other's scripts are, but they are on different subjects. That's the only thing we know. Mine is uh based on a night out and yours is space themed yeah, mine, I've gone.
Speaker 1:I've gone space themed.
Speaker 2:That's a bit rogue, but yeah, yeah I think last time mine was like a day out at the beach or something.
Speaker 1:I can't remember what yours was, but I think we both did a day out or something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah I've gone for a night out this time so okay, day to night, okay yeah um, yeah, so this is absolutely 100 appropriate for a father-daughter thing. We've made that very clear. Uh, so, uh, so yeah, we're just gonna have some fun with it we are, so are you gonna?
Speaker 1:I'm gonna go first, you're gonna go first ready, I am so so.
Speaker 2:I need an adjective.
Speaker 1:You need an adjective, yeah.
Speaker 2:Tall, please give me a band name.
Speaker 1:A band name? Do you mean, as in a Name of a band, name of a real band, or make one up?
Speaker 2:You can make one up, but it might be funnier if you do an existing one.
Speaker 1:Okay, oh my God, my mind, the Killers. Why the Killers? I?
Speaker 2:don't know. That's fine, that's fine. And then please name me a venue, a venue. Okay, let's go let's go the LCR. The LCR's in Norwich by the way, I need a number.
Speaker 1:You need a number 462. I was going to say, do you need a specific number? And then realise that all numbers are specific.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yes, I need a verb ending in ing.
Speaker 1:A verb ending in ing yeah.
Speaker 2:Come on quick fire.
Speaker 1:Smiling.
Speaker 2:Yeah, cool Okay.
Speaker 1:Come on quick fire.
Speaker 2:I need an article of clothing.
Speaker 1:A thong.
Speaker 2:You were supposed to be appropriate, but okay, please name me an animal.
Speaker 1:An animal, a dog.
Speaker 2:A type of accessory.
Speaker 1:A type of accessory, friendship bracelet.
Speaker 2:Very nice Okay. Made from a thong, I need another number 788. 788. 788. A plural noun.
Speaker 1:A plural noun they.
Speaker 2:A noun.
Speaker 1:Sorry.
Speaker 2:A name of a place I know or thing I know.
Speaker 1:It's because you said plural that kind of throw me they.
Speaker 2:I can't accept that. Can't park here, mate. That kind of throw me they. I can't accept that. Can't park here, mate, Come on noun A plural noun yeah like frogs.
Speaker 1:Oh sorry, Are you confused on what?
Speaker 2:a noun is no.
Speaker 1:I know what a noun is.
Speaker 2:Object, place or thing yeah, exactly Plural of that Lawnmowers. Cool, please give me a decade.
Speaker 1:I went very Aussie. Then, decade, decade, the 60s.
Speaker 2:No problem, a verb ending in ing again.
Speaker 1:Verb ending in ing Running.
Speaker 2:A verb but past tense.
Speaker 1:A verb, but past tense A verb but past tense yeah. Lied Laid as in laid down Laid.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, another noun.
Speaker 1:Another noun.
Speaker 2:Why are we stuck on the nouns I?
Speaker 1:don't know, my mind's just gone blank.
Speaker 2:Maybe not a place, though Maybe not a place. Sorry, On this particular one it wouldn't quite make sense.
Speaker 1:Okay, gob.
Speaker 2:Yeah, another verb ending in ing, please.
Speaker 1:Laughing yeah.
Speaker 2:Cool, an adjective, a describing word, so don't trust you anymore. Tall. You've already said tall. Would you like to try another one? Okay? Then, Just to you know for variety.
Speaker 1:Small.
Speaker 2:Fair enough, a plural noun again Frogs. There we bloody go. Please can I have a beverage?
Speaker 1:Beverage.
Speaker 2:I was going to say rum. I'm reading out this time so let's go with Pepsi. Okay, yeah, can I accept that? Pepsi, mm-hmm. Okay, uh yeah, Can I accept that? Uh, colour please.
Speaker 1:Colour Purple.
Speaker 2:Okay, cool, uh, a verb ending in ing again.
Speaker 1:Verb ending in ing Running.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no problem, large object.
Speaker 1:Large object yeah, a space hopper. Okay, yep, um, and then last one, a type of dance Ballet.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'll read mine out.
Speaker 1:Okay, you ready, I'm ready. And then?
Speaker 2:you can have yours.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:So Mad Libs are rocking the night away.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:Last night my tall dad and I went to see the Killers live at the the lcr. We've been waiting 462 years for this, ever since he first introduced me to their music. While we were smiling in the car, dad wore his favorite thong, the one with the dog on it, and I wore my vintage friendship bracelet because obviously we had to go full fan mode. We got there early and bought 788 overpriced lawnmowers from a guy who looked like he hadn't slept since the 60s. Then we found our spot right next to the group of fans who were running like no one was watching Spoiler. Everyone was. The lights dimmed, the crowd laid and suddenly the first note hit like a goblet to the heart.
Speaker 2:Dad immediately started laughing, which, honestly, was both impressive and slightly small. Halfway through the set the lead singer shouted this one's for all the frogs out there. Dad turned to me with his goofy grin and shouted that's us. We high-fived and accidentally spilled a cup of Pepsi on a guy in a purple jumpsuit. He was chill about it, though said it added to his vibe. On the way home we were both hoarse from running and laughing about that one fan who tried to crowd surf on a pool float shaped like a space hopper. All in all, 10 out of 10 night Would absolutely do it again, especially if next time Dad promises not to try and start a ballet circle during the encore.
Speaker 2:That was a good one.
Speaker 1:Okay, that was quite good.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 1:Are you ready for yours? Okay?
Speaker 2:I'm going to go quick fire.
Speaker 1:So give me an adjective.
Speaker 2:Silly.
Speaker 1:Silly, give me a snack food.
Speaker 2:Popcorn.
Speaker 1:Oh okay, give me a silly food Popcorn. Ooh Okay, give me a silly word or sound.
Speaker 2:Uh, uh.
Speaker 1:Or give me a sound Burp Burp. Uh, give me a gadget.
Speaker 2:Mmm. Swiss army knife.
Speaker 1:Swiss army knife Okay.
Speaker 2:Give me a famous person, ryan seacrest, what I don't know. Really, I don't know where that came from.
Speaker 1:Okay, that auto corrected to dearest ryan seacrest, dearest. Give me an emotion.
Speaker 2:Joy.
Speaker 1:Joy. Okay, give me a plural objects.
Speaker 2:Forks.
Speaker 1:Forks. Okay, give me a verb beginning, verb ending in ing.
Speaker 2:Swimming.
Speaker 1:Swimming, swimming. Okay, give me another sound effect Pew pew. Okay, give me a nickname.
Speaker 2:Bertie.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:I hope I haven't just absolutely squandered myself.
Speaker 1:No, that's your nickname. That is your nickname, that's what we call you. Okay, so are. That's your nickname. That is your nickname, that's what we call you. Okay, so are you ready for?
Speaker 2:this. That was quick, that was very quick, that was a quick one. Okay, let's go.
Speaker 1:This is Space Dad and the space daughter.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Okay, yep, it was a silly day aboard the SS Stepstar, where Bonus Dad and Bonus Daughter were cruising through the cosmos with only a bag of popcorn and a vague sense of direction. Suddenly the ship jolted with a loud burp and all systems started blinking red. Quick, said bonus dad, hand me the swiss army knife. Bonus daughter tossed it over just in time and said what in the name of ryan seacrest is going on out there? She asked, peering out of the porthole. What in in the name of Ryan Seacrest?
Speaker 2:I almost said Jack the Ripper, so that would have been even like what? In the name of Jack the Ripper, oh God.
Speaker 1:I have no idea. He replied his face somewhere between joy and mildly entertained. But I think we've drifted into a field of wild forks. As alarms started blaring, the autopilot started swimming, the ship made a sound like pew pew and spun wildly before coming to a full stop right in front of a nebula. Everything went quiet. Want to know something? Bonus Dad said, even in the middle of total space chaos, I wouldn't want to be here with anyone else. Aww, there you are. Bonus Daughter smiled Same here, bertie. Let's just not to try to break the galaxy before dinner.
Speaker 1:Aww, that felt like a Rick and Morty episode from start to finish. It really did.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the fact that the ship burped immediately.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna use that. What in the name of ryan seacrest?
Speaker 2:what in the name of ryan seacrest? Should we just use that as the name of this episode? Yeah, mad libs. What in the name of ryan seacrest?
Speaker 1:hilarious there you go.
Speaker 2:Uh, which one did you enjoy more?
Speaker 2:uh, I, I liked your what I had the image of, because obviously I had my mind works is very visual, so I yeah I actually had somebody flying across on a space hopper I think, I think we we got there early and bought 788 overpriced lawnmowers from a guy who looked like he hadn't slept in the 60s was quite a funny one. Yeah, also, dad wore his favourite thong, the one with the dog on it, and I wore my vintage friendship bracelet because obviously we had to go full fan mode to the killers. To the killers yeah, are the killers. To the killers yeah, are the killers known for dog?
Speaker 1:thongs? No, not that I know of.
Speaker 2:Why are you wearing the thong?
Speaker 1:I have no idea.
Speaker 2:Where would your bits go, oh?
Speaker 1:I think I'd probably just You'd have to tuck it in.
Speaker 2:Why am I? Why I don't want that visual. I don't want that visual.
Speaker 1:I'm a little in and a little out.
Speaker 2:There we go. Can you remember? Can you remember when you were little, what we told this you said about? We said about the story, yeah, with the thong. Well, you were upset, I got upset because I'm not wearing a thong. And I still stand by that. Now I still don't wear thongs. They are ridiculous. They are just invented for the male gaze. I'm convinced.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, there you go well, this was our supplementary episode, a little bit shorter than our usual ones, because we just do this for a bit of fun, um, but happy birthday to us, yes two years, two whole years of doing this uh with you, which has been fantastic it's been fantastic um, so very, uh, yeah, very happy. I think we might be able to release this fully on instagram as well. I'll see if I can. What the whole video, I think. So yeah, when it's short like this, I'll read into it, okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah, awesome.
Speaker 2:If not YouTube, We'll put it on YouTube.
Speaker 2:Thank you again, you know, wholeheartedly, to everyone that listens to us, still, from two years ago and all over the world, all over the world, the global presence we have and, um, yeah, just just thank you guys. You know, we, we do this, we do this for you, but we, most importantly, we do this for us don't want to hang out and have an excuse to hang out as, uh, as adult people with adult lives that are too busy. So we just carve this into our, into our fortnight, I guess, yeah yeah um, yeah.
Speaker 2:So thank you again. You know from the bottom of our hearts and, uh, we'll see you next time. If you want to see mad libs, uh, last year it's it's actually on spotify, it's not on youtube. Sorry, youtubers, um, but yes, um, go and check that out because it was quite funny.
Speaker 2:You're blunder, um, and it made us laugh, uh made a lot of people laugh a lot of people laugh and then afterwards I don't think I could contain myself because I was trying to contain myself on the podcast and then I just had to, like, walk out the room. We were back in the old studio then as well. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, check that out. It was quite funny, if we do say so ourselves.
Speaker 1:It was funny. It was funny.
Speaker 2:Yeah. Only thing left to say is cue the outro. Thanks for joining us on Bonus Dad, Bonus Daughter. Don't forget to follow us on all our socials and share the podcast with someone who'd love it. We are available on all streaming platforms. See you next time. No-transcript.